Costco Dogging is the act of going to Costco and buying a large $1.50 hotdog and proceeding to throw away the hot dog and sliding your penis into the remaining bun. The participant must fill the urethra with every condiment available and is not allowed to leave Costco until someone sucks all of the condiments out. The act of Costco Dogging typically takes a week or more.
by CostcoDogOfficial April 22, 2019
Get the Costco Doggingmug. A human with abnormally loud gut renching burping qualities paired with the manners of a dog Who can launch extremely loud burps in any direction at any givin time or place, Shure to rattle your grannies eardrums and get dirty looks from passers bye.
BUUUUURRRP!!
simon: "hey did you hear that ill mannered git over there?"
Andy: "yeah he's such a burp dog!"
simon: "hey did you hear that ill mannered git over there?"
Andy: "yeah he's such a burp dog!"
by ajmcleano June 7, 2017
Get the burp dogmug. Comrade dog you must take mosin, here you take mosin, it is good rifle, you will kill the germans with it, you must protect motherland, it is your duty
by THEDAMNBEAVER May 26, 2018
Get the comrade dogmug. by Dog Beak March 13, 2018
Get the dog beakmug. People who give human names to their dogs, take their dogs everywhere they go (especially 'dog friendly' restaurants), enroll their dogs in 'doggy daycare', and basically believe their dogs are their children when in reality they are animals that, when given the chance, will eat their own shit.
The Smith family are dog worshippers. They do not have kids of their own. Oh lemme check that, they think their fucking dogs are their children and treat their mutts better than most humans with whom they come in contact.
by Poop Stain Barney August 14, 2011
Get the Dog Worshippersmug. A three-way "spit roasting" sexual experience, specifically administered by two black men to a Caucasian woman; named after the Chicago "char-dog" hotdog, which is blackened on each end.
I hear Bryan filed for divorce after he caught two dudes from the neighborhood char-dogging his wife the other night!
by BRumson December 14, 2022
Get the Char-dogmug. Most insane dog you'll ever meet. Get out of the way when SHUK-DOG is coming. He will make you cry with his "beat up brendan face" he also gets all the ladies with his "hot girl walking down the street face".
Facebook added him as a friend and he declined.
Facebook added him as a friend and he declined.
by Walter Perc October 7, 2011
Get the Shuk-Dogmug.