The Bearded One

Karl Marx.

In truth, since I have been under the influence of The Bearded One since I began studying economics.

by AttillathePun February 9, 2019

Beard chafed

When you make out with someone with a beard and it chafs the skin of your chin off

Dude have you seen her chin, she got beard chafed

by Ab1357 June 5, 2015

Retirement Beard

A bead grown soon after retirement

I'm quitting my job and growing a retirement beard just like David Letterman.

by Stylecouncler September 17, 2018

provider beard

Facial hair worn by pussified, emasculated cucks who have sacrificed their testicles, wallets and pride to domineering female spouses or significant others in exchange for sex and social acceptance.

Similar in look to the ever popular dad beard, men who sport a provider beard often have one or more of the following traits: a side-parted preppy hairstyle, SJW approved eyeglasses (for the visually impaired) J. Crew polo shirts, Nantucket shorts, Sperry Top-Siders and an aura of feigned happiness.

Hey, who is the bearded guy driving the soccer mom SUV? Oh, that’s just your cousin. His provider beard is all that remains of his manhood after his wife made him have a vasectomy.

by DJtadd May 21, 2021

Beard packing

The act of carefully packing ones excessively long facial hair into ones anus.

I did not eat that strippers ass. What you were smelling is just some light beard packing.

by Rellov January 17, 2017

Brew Beard

The fetish of sucking beer from pubic hair, not only only from the face, by any gender.

Julia wanted Herwid to grow his beard longer so she can engage in her Brew Beard fetish.

Jack loved letting it go wild down there so his lover could go to town with a red Ale in his ginger nuts.

by Brew Beard September 9, 2015

Bearded clam

Unshaven vagina

She had lost her razor awhile ago therefore her unshaven vagina had become a bearded clam.

by Clam digger314 January 20, 2019