cock taser

Cock taser: Any person or object that abruptly ends a man's erection, as a taser would if it were applied during a moment of sexual excitement.

A lady turned me on on my way to work, but then I bumped into a co-worker, a real gargoyle and cock taser, so I lost all interest in sex, perhaps permanently.

by Mild7 October 14, 2019

National Flamethrowing Taser Society of America

The NFTSOA was founded on December 5, 2018, by students at Marvin Ridge Middle School with the ultimate goal of world domination via flamethrowing taser. The flamethrowing taser is a cross between a flamethrower and a taser. They want to develop a flamethrowing taser, conquer the world, and sell flamethrowing tasers on the black market. But then the club got rejected. #depression

Person 1: Let's go join the National Flamethrowing Taser Society of America
Person 2: Yeah, let's conquer the world!
Person 1: It's such excellent world domination via flamethrowing taser club
Person 2: Yeah, we can sell flamethrowing tasers on the black market

by Sarah Smiles January 31, 2019

tastes like burning

when cooking somthing but it's so hot it has no flavor

"My soup's gonna taste great......as soon as it dosent tastes like burning"

by Selim Versailles January 13, 2010

tastebutts

When you taste spicy things from your butt on the way out. AKA: the afterburn

Jeff: I went to Buffalo Wild Wings last night. My taste buds were on fire.
Steve: in a couple hours, your tastebutts are gonna feel the burn!

by Jeffb July 19, 2015

tarte aux poiles

French slang for pussy -

une grosse chatte

Je lui mangerai sa tarte aux poiles

by hippy31 July 3, 2009

taiter

a girl thats gone out with most guys in your crew, she isn't really a slut because she has long term relationships with these guys. but she's still premiscuous in a sense. think of playing hot potatoe with a group of your friends and she's he potatoe.

X: I heard you broke up with "O", she seeing anyone?
Y: Yeah man we did, I heard she's going out with "Z"!
X: What "Z" our boy "Z", man that chick is such a taiter!

by Mr. Miseree December 20, 2010

Taite

A girl who's trying to find a female description of herself but only gets dude names.

Taite went to urban dictionary to look herself up, but found out she was a guy

by Bitch sped December 28, 2018