Sweaty Jackhammer

When jacking off you cannot bust and you begin to sweat and your arm begins to cramp and feels like you have been using a jackhammer for an hour

I was jacking off so long i had a sweaty jackhammer going

by BKing19 May 3, 2012

swiftyachted

A political maneuver used against an opponent whose main qualification for office is a career in private equity finance.

The maneuver consists of -
1) goading the opponent to disclose information such as tax returns for multiple years in a spirit of transparency established by Presidential candidates over several decades.

2)
a. asking the opponent to explain discrepancies between public statements and forms filed with the Federal Government.

b. asking the opponent to explain discrepancies between different forms filed with the Federal Government.

Origin: Swiftyacht is derived from the word Swiftboat however with the exception of their devastating political effects, they are distinctly different . Unlike the 2004 Swifboat ads against John Kerry's Presidential campaign which relied on differing recollections of events in Vietnam, Swiftyacht ads rely on contradicting statements made by one person.

The Obama campaign swiftyachted Mitt Romney in an attempt to get him to admit that as CEO, President, sole director and sole stockholder of Bain Capital he was ultimately responsible for company's actions regardless of whether or not he was involved in the day to day operations.

by Doremus Jessup July 18, 2012

Sweaty-Sack BackDraft

note: This takes some planning, a pair of nylon gym shorts, and willing ..or unaware partner to work. When a guy has been doing an athletic activity and has swamp-sack (foul smelling scrotum) he will close one leg opening tight and then he gets his significant other to blow air up his shorts only to have the air circulate and exit back out the same leg hole into her/his face.

I plopped down on the couch after finishing my run. I told "Jane" my nuts were hot so she decided to blow up my short to "cool them off" but I closed off the other leg and she got the "Sweaty-Sack BackDraft"

by mackbooyaa May 22, 2013

sweaty neb

Short for 'sweaty neblar'
an idiot, moron, slacker, general loser, lazy, pleb

"She was such a sweaty neb, she couldn't find Paris on a map of Paris."

by anteater June 5, 2013

Sweaty Bikini

An alcoholic shot comprised of 2/3 Bubble Gum Vodka and 1/3 Pickle Juice

I just bought a round of 'Sweaty Bikinis' at the stripper bar.

by Dirty 6th Street August 18, 2013

slefty

A slow left lane driver on the freeway that blocks traffic and is ignorant to the rules of the road.

This frickin slefty made me late for my dinner date.

by kimbocal December 21, 2013

sweaty stranger

When two men, after jerking one another off shake hands to combine their semen in a firm yet moist handshake to seal the deal.

After each gentlemen came they completed the transaction with a sweaty stranger

by urbn September 27, 2014