When you place some of the leftover mung, from an earlier night's drunken activities in the cemetary, on to an unsuspecting target's food...such as a donut, sandwich, bagel w/ cream cheese, or pasta alfredo.
"Dude, when Rahul finds out there is mung in his curry he is going to flip out!"
"Thats why we don't tell him about his Mung Surprise."
"Thats why we don't tell him about his Mung Surprise."
by Newman July 26, 2008
Get the Mung Surprisemug. by josepoppa July 30, 2016
Get the Asian surprisemug. When you put spinach puff crumbs on your dick, and have someone lick it off/give you oral afterwards with the crumbs still on there.
"She was feeling freaky after dinner, so i got a Kronk Surprise for dessert"
"you know your cooking's good when she offer you that Kronk Surprise ya feel me?"
"you know your cooking's good when she offer you that Kronk Surprise ya feel me?"
by SubspaceNiro August 25, 2020
Get the Kronk Surprisemug. When a woman is giving a dude a blowjob, but she's not doing it very well, so he yanks it out of her mouth, bends in half, and sucks himself off right in front of her.
Monica Lewinski was really upset when she was blowing Bill Clinton and he got impatient and showed her the Nantucket Surprise! Cigar smoker alright ... and I heard he DID "inhale".
by Ethan Hunt, retired CIA / Secret Service June 24, 2006
Get the nantucket surprisemug. A jokingly term used to describe "Rape" in Adult Japanese Animation Anime i.e. Hentai Manga Doujinshi etc.
A women opens door to her bedroom
a man is on her bed smiling
he grabs her and begins having his way with her
And says surprise sex time!
a man is on her bed smiling
he grabs her and begins having his way with her
And says surprise sex time!
by Shinji Ex May 6, 2011
Get the Surprise Sexmug. The act of secretly filling your anus with chocolate syrup and plugging your butt with a strawberry. When this is done, the surpriser tells their partner that they have a surprise for them. The surpriser then proceeds to excrete the chocolate and strawberry into their lovers mouth.
by scallahax February 4, 2010
Get the Strawberry Surprisemug. n. When a person is recieving head and is about to cum, he does not warn the participant, but rather lets it all out in her throat. She then chokes because of the surprising nature of the matter and then continues to lap it up and finish the job.
"Dude, I totally gave that bitch the german surprise!"
"If you don't shut up, I'm going to give you the german surprise."
"If you don't shut up, I'm going to give you the german surprise."
by buckeyefever09 April 15, 2008
Get the German Surprisemug.