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Nice guy

A heterosexual male who has been rejected countless times by the opposite gender for his lame-ass attempts to woo them. A nice guy usually expect complementary sex for something the average person would do.

The "nice guy" will pretend to be "nice" up until his rejection from his target and he will reveal his true nature as a misogynistic, inept piece of shit and referring to himself as being "friend-zoned".
Stay away from these type of people at all costs or just piss at them fucking piss at them.
"Nice Guy": HEY HOT CHICK I OPEN DOOR FOR YOU PLEASE SEX ME
Female: What
"Nice Guy": GIRLS ONLY GO FOR JERKS WHY DOESNT THE NICE GUY EVER GET THE GIRL
by woahmantakeastepback October 7, 2013
mugGet the Nice guymug.

Guy Ass

When a girl wears pants or jeans that sag and wrinkle near her ass making it look like she has a flat, unattractive, guys ass. usually a girlscout.
wow if she wants to get any she needs to get rid of that guy ass

Ew there goes the queen of the guy asses (HL)
by miTsIemaNyM March 25, 2011
mugGet the Guy Assmug.

Guy Points

You earn these by doing something you don't really want to do in order to please a women. These points can be used as evidence of you being there for your woman, that you actually care about the activities she takes part it, or simply to impress her. These actions are more important during the early stages of a relationship, usually when one is trying to get with a girl. Once you're about 2 month's into a relationship, Guy Points aren't important.
Friend - "You're going to (insert girl name here)'s softball game?"
Me - "Yeah, but I'm going just to earn guy points."
Friend - "Oh nice dude."
by QuickandEZ June 30, 2011
mugGet the Guy Pointsmug.

lolly guy

A homosexual male who is very into performing oral sex. Usually associated with the person being needy or insecure.
My new boyfriend is such a lolly guy I don't know how to deal with it.
by LemonySnickets May 30, 2017
mugGet the lolly guymug.

random guy

term used to describe someone meaningless to you, as if he is "no big deal"
BF: why did you make out with him? i thought we were an item
GF: i know i'm sorry but i was drunk; besides it was just some random guy

male friend: i was going to give you shit last week but i didn't want to embarrass you
female friend: why? what do you mean?
male friend: for the hickey you had on your neck
female friend: oh yeah that lol it was just some random guy
by quipboy April 26, 2010
mugGet the random guymug.

gay guys

probably some of the nicest boys you'll ever meet. usually hot. & extremely awesome. gay guys are great. most staight guys don't like them. which is wrong.
those gay guys are way nice.
by iLOVE'em July 7, 2008
mugGet the gay guysmug.

Nice Guy

A badge of martyrdom. Men who spend their most of their time whining about how women “just want to date jerks”. Oblivious to the fact that no one finds people who feel sorry for themselves attractive, much less people who blame others for their lack of success. Most self proclaimed “nice guys” are just as self-centered and misogynistic as the jerks they gripe about, they are just much more spineless. To stupid to figure why women don’t find them attractive, they conclude that in order to get laid they must treat a woman like shit.

They tend to befriend women with the expectation that women owe them something more than friendship, then get all pissed off when the women tells them she’s not interested. Often going after women who are already in relationships, they misrepresent their intentions and try to use emotional manipulation and the facade of friendship as an excuse to get closer to them and score with them.

The sort of man who will give my definition a thumbs down. :)
Nice Guy: Why don’t women date nice guys like me?
Honest Girl: Because, you have no self-esteem and you have to blame other’s for your problems.
by OneBadAsp October 29, 2006
mugGet the Nice Guymug.

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