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Post scrollaxing

Going comatose after the massive influx of information you experienced from checking all your social media apps.
Dave: Dude wtf r u?

Blake: Fuck bro idk! I was just checking my social media updates now i dont know what the fuck is going on!

Dave: ok chill man ive heard this before, your going through post scrollaxing. Stare at the wall for 15 minutes and you'll be fine. Then bring your ass to the stank lodge.
by kiosk fart October 15, 2016
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ON SCROLL

meaning by passing or ignoring some one conversation that you find not important or dumb
girl please you on scroll with this boring conversation

boy move on with that weak ass game u spitting you ON SCROLL
by ON SCROLL June 20, 2016
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Morning-scroll

That moment in the morning when you are walking to work or sitting in public transport, so you take out your phone and go through all social media apps to see what you've missed
-Wow, opera house has collapsed. Did you see it from the bus?
-Not really. I had my morning-scroll and didn't notice anything besides my Facebook and all the posts about this.
by Dundur July 21, 2017
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Chain Scrolling

Chain Scrolling (Verb)

1. Utilizing your smart phone for shopping/'Google' researching/Being naughty on 'Tumblr' purposes etc.; with the action of thumbing upward on your screen.
Abby - "I was edging on tumblr all day yesterday..."

Jessica - " Chain Scrolling on fleek "

'Laughter'
by JLHWHLSF July 31, 2017
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chain scrolling

When you have the tablet scrolling one social feed and the phone scrolling another.
Angelfire, MySpace and ICQ were Gateway 2000 apps to chain scrolling.
by Master Rob Sauce August 10, 2017
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tumblr scrolling

Intentionally meant to sound innocent when in reality the user is deliberately viewing pornogrpahic content or pages that are NSFW.
Guy: hey what’re you up to?

Girl: not much buying a palette on hush.com you?

Guy: just Tumblr scrolling right now.

Girl: oh cool.

Guy: *breaks the fourth wall and smirks at the audience*
by Elkrisreal December 5, 2017
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