h-string

handpant

"she sent me this smoking hot selfy, just wearing an h-string"

by joseque November 23, 2014

olivia stringer

An Olivia Stringer is beautiful. She may not know it, but she is admired by all. She's graceful and is a real peace keeper. She knows the right words at the right time to cheer someone up. Everyone looks up to her. Her advice is priceless and will never be neglected. She isn't a push over though. She will stand up for her friends and family when needed. I love my Olivia stringer.

Lauren: Wow isn't Olivia stringer the best
Cara: Yeah, I'm glad I have her

by GalaxyKitty_3 May 20, 2017

standing on her string

A woman being a bitch. Referred to a tampon string

mike " Ed, your old lady's a real bitch today" Ed "Yah, she's been standing on her string since yesterday. What a cunt."

by xlrtt May 22, 2010

Dingiling Silly String

The ejaculate that is produced from the penis during an orgasm

I hope I bring in the new year with some random chick spraying my Dingiling Silly String all over the place at midnight.

by bigdoose January 3, 2015

snapped a quim string

Description of the furious and enraged state of a woman when she can't get her own way

Also known as "throwing a wobbler"

Husband "How is my wife Doctor? The nurse told me she has snapped a quim string"

Doctor "After the news you broke to her about missing your wedding anniversary to go on a fishing trip with your buddy's, I would say Katia is doing as well as can be expected. She has completely snapped her 3rd, 4th and 5th quim strings, 1 and 2 or hanging by a thread. It may be weeks...months even before re-attachment"

by Burning blue soul February 28, 2017

Lost Her String

A women who is acting like a bitch. Assumed that she is "on the rag" and lost the string to her tampon.

Dan: "That girl is a bitch dad"
Dean: "She must have lost her string!"

by SpookN December 4, 2005

String Cheese Incident

A piss poor "jam band" from colorado that has created a following of loser hippie fucks the likes of which has not seen since the waning days of the grateful dead. this once talented bluegrass band has truly pissed in down the right right leg and shit down the left in an attempt to become a brainwashing techno/trance/molly popping/hippie cultivating machine. Once good music has since been replaced by repetitive bass lines, synthesizers and electric drum machines with the hopes of creating the largest following of mindlessness ever.

The String Cheese Incident raped my dog on their way to the show tonight.

by Cheese Hater December 3, 2005