Legal Stalking

The act of Stalking someone on a Social Network , like Facebook , Myspace , Twitter , etc .

Kate : How was the movie
John : I didnt tell you i wan going to the movies
Kate : I was on your wall
Jonh : so , you were Legal Stalking me again
Kate : Dont Try to change the subject
John : (Dam you Facebook)

by Oshizzy February 22, 2011

retro-stalking

Commenting or liking friends' statuses from over a month ago. This is usually achieved via facebook's Previous Status Updates feature.

Example of retro-stalking:
Your Friend
Im ready for highschool to be over with!
May 2010

You
ME TOO!!!!
March 2011

by retrostalker April 26, 2011

un-stalker

n. adj.: one who consciously avoids a person after previously stalking.

When Susie's car broke down, and had to catch a ride with someone else, she received a visit from her un-stalker at work.

by TheBestWickedWitch December 27, 2011

Scroll Stalking

When you scroll down your news feed on facebook to find a post by a specific person just to click it and view their wall because you feel like a creep when typing their name in the search bar.

Finding a specific post to click on instead of searching the person's name on facebook.

"I don't want to feel like a creepy stalker so i'll just Scroll Stalk that girl i met at the game yesterday, bro"

"Bro, Scroll Stalking sounds retarded."

by Turtle the Turtle January 1, 2012

Bewilder-stalked

The event(s) in which a human that is attempting to distance them-self from another individual is called and screamed at multiple times. This is followed by multiple messages across various social networking sites and many phone calls and voicemails. Actual mail may also be received however this is rare. Following a short but enjoyed time span of blissful silence (1-2 days), the human receives a text from the individual in which the individual states they will leave the human alone. Immediately following this message the individual becomes overcome with a fit of insane hysteria and calls the human yet again to cry/yell some form of unidentifiable craziness and the process starts yet again.

Warning: Being bewilder-stalked may cause confusion in which the person is perplexed as to why the fuck their attention is required, as well as an intense feeling to drink a bottle of gin even if the individual doesn't drink. Other side effects include, but are not limited to, continual conscious effort to scan personal surroundings and/or peeking around tight turns to ensure the coast is clear.

Human 1 - "Dude, I'm being bewilder-stalked again. This shit is so strange."

Human 2- "Bro, that is fucking lame."

by krojas0 May 6, 2012

Sex Stalker

Someone who stalks people while theyre having sex

"Someone is in the tree outside watching us getting it on"
"Jimmy is a sex stalker"

by MG1rl May 18, 2015

Comment stalking

When some one looks though previous posts comments on any social media and likes or comments on them. Comment stalking is similar woth comment sections

Spongebob commented on my post from a month ago, he is comment stalking

by Domclems November 30, 2017