standard

Standard

- something accepted.

- Word for something blatently shit, unwanted or stupid.

- Adjective to describing opposite sex who is remotely hot.

Guy: Shes well fit

Guy 2: Meh, she's standard

Girl: Fell over last night and hit my head. Standard ¬.¬

Replacement word for cursing, moaning groaning and bitchiness.

by StandardRedHead March 2, 2011

Marr's standard

When you are so desperate you will fuck anything with legs, it doesn't even matter if it's male or female. Most times fat chicks with love handles bigger than their breasts.

After a hard day at work Chris thought he'd head over the the local hang out for fat chicks and revert to Marr's standard.

by dizzle7477 July 4, 2006

Scandalicious

Verb. A person or situation that is a little scandalous, but fabulous nonetheless!

"Buying that hot married guy a drink was scandalicious!" Or simply, "Ever since my sister started taking pole dancing lessons, she's scandalicious!"

by Jamie Gargani August 29, 2008

Playing the ragtime standard at the old west saloon

When a man performs cunnilingus on a woman experiencing her menstrual flow.

Reggie: So, bobby walks into the her room and finds a certain very well-known rapper playing the RAGTIME standard at the old west saloon on his old lady...

ARVN: Reg, you're bullshiting me. holy niggertron. and what happened then?

Reggie: well, bobby whipped out his cock on lupe ta-do, made like the OK corral, won the gun slinging, and then made like wyatt earp and busted two shots on his ol' lady MAE WEST.

ARVN: no hawaii?

Reggie: no hawaii.

by Mack 10 the knife February 24, 2010

Seanda

Seanda is an extremely gifted young lady. She have compassion and empaphy for others. She is extremely loyal and trust worthy. Also, she is really really hot. Just an overall great girl.

You're such an amazing Seanda!

by TheIntellect December 14, 2015

angry sandals

an expression of frustration; think sandals worn in Nordic spring while there is still traces of snow.

Sally: Did you remember to do your calc homework?
Tina: What homework?
Sally: The chapter review
Tina: Angry Sandals!

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

beads-n-sandals

Adjective. A word used to describe an earthy, hippie-type person, or a person into yoga, crystals, or aromatherapy, vegans, people who drive VW buses, etc.

That girl is so beads-n-sandals that she doesn't even shave her armpits.
I thought he was really cool until he went all beads-n-sandals on me; so I left him at the Grateful Dead concert.

by Edna Durango February 14, 2007