squat apple

When you do a squat and shit yourself, that shirt is a squat apple

I heard that Taegen made a squat Apple in gym last week.

by Alexis Reid May 22, 2017

squat life

The urge to have your butthole railed by a black male, commonly associated with white boys with trucks

hey look that kid in that truck is about the squat life you can tell by the lift in the front and nothing in the back ricky

by phillip reyes February 08, 2018

Frogling Squat

When you struggle with bowel movements.

Sitting on the toilet in a position of a frog, trying to squat out a turd.

He's been in there for ages!

I know, I bet he's doing a frogling squat.

Someone light a match in here.

Sorry, had a frogling squat.

by Frog Turd December 15, 2009

Squat Pooper

A member of a third world or under developed country where toilet facilities are uncommon or non existent.

My job is being outsourced to some overseas squat pooper.

by Terry needs a job March 25, 2014

squat molly

Woman's vagina

You need to wash your squat molly cuz it stank!

by Brie72 January 21, 2025

Old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch

When your homie starts laggin’ behind and starts being lazy as fuck

God damn it Jarvis, quit actin’ like an old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch and get movin.’

by Don’tbelievethehype August 01, 2020

Aqua Squat

The action of taking a shit in water, typically in a river or lake.

Trent took two aqua squats downstream, towards that nice couple and their dog.

by Aiden_Bridge August 28, 2022