squat cobbler

A type of fetish involving a fully clothed adult sits in a pie and wiggles around.

Extreme versions of the squat cobbler exist such as acts involving tears (cry baby squats).

squat cobbler...you know what squat cobbler is...

by shakkkkaaaa February 26, 2016

dual release squatted jerk

When someone is taking a massive shit that's taking so long they decide they have enough time to bust one out WHILE STILL SHITTING

damn james has been in the bathroom for a while. must be having a little dual release squatted jerk

by GatorYourAde January 30, 2023

Fort squat

Fort squat

“Fort squat”

by Not pro jelqer May 09, 2022

Two door squat

opening both the front and back doors on your vehicle in order to "do your business" on the side of the road. Used to keep passing cars from seeing your exposed state.

Well now it was a long trip and I didn't wanna pull off the highway so I did a two door squat right off mile marker 234.

by dumptruckunclesam August 30, 2021

Diddly squat

A word that was handcrafted and welded by the hands of Mcshlongs4u! It means anything.

It also means a very short person

Yo bro I can't see diddly squat

Bro look at that little diddly squat sitting on that bench!

by Mcshlongs4u July 23, 2023

diddly-squat

The word diddly-squat is a direct linguistic cousin to doodly-squat. The term is used with a negative context to denote something that is minimal and inconsequential.

That doesn’t mean diddly-squat. And, that’s that.

by Andrew Cinerari August 06, 2024

The Kvatum Squat

When you watch porn with your hands tied behind your back so you can diddle your own butthole.

Lyndsay was caught by the hotel maid doing The Kvatum Squat.

by Canadian Tuna December 19, 2018