white boy squat

Signature white guy dance move. Typically used when dancing with a member of the opposite sex. As the partner moves close to a guy on the dancefloor he will tend to squat very low, with his groin somewhere in the region of her mid-thigh to kneecaps, and grind in her direction. It is appears to be highly uncomfortable and inefficient.

I tried to twerk this rump on his junk but he was "white boy squatting" and I wasn't trying to get that low in these heels. Way too much stress on the thighs.

by DoraWi August 11, 2017

Squatted

The term used to describe when Games Workshop stops producing or ending support of a specific line or army. The term gets its name from the Squats, the first faction from Warhammer 40k to get squatted.

"Did you here? GW said the Nid's might be getting squatted."
"Oh shit, that sucks."
"Yeah, but at least we're getting five more Primaris Lieutenants."

by Beans4Every1 January 23, 2021

squat toilet

A toilet that is popular is asia, japan, and some other countries. To use it, remove your pants, then stand over the pan. If possible, face towards the hood of the toilet. Avoid squatting directly over the hole, as this can splash water back up. Then, squat down. Bend gently at the knees and lower yourself down into a deep squat. Poop, and then see what is available to clean your butt. If toilet paper is provided, use it, and then throw it away in the toilet paper bin, rather than in the toilet itself. If there is a sprayer instead, simply spray your butt and wipe it with your hand. Then flush, retrieve you pants, and leave.

I’m gonna go use the squat toilet.

by curlypoo December 24, 2020

Squat cobbler

When a fully clothed person films themselves sitting in pie.

John: How'd you get that stain on your pants?

Michael: I was doing a squat cobbler for my girlfriend.

by Vanbran September 2, 2016

squat cobbler

A man who sits in a pie and wiggles around for sexual arousal.

"I bet that Randy is a Squat Cobbler "

by Whoretism August 29, 2016

d squat

Squatting on an erect penis because the dick is "too bomb". Can also be used to mark one's territory or to show excitement about a situation.

I did a d squat on my boyfriend's dick to mark my territory.

by Dick Nastyyy March 16, 2014

hoboken squat cobbler

Hoboken squat cobbler is a sexual fetish act where a man or woman, fully clothed, slowly sits into a pie while singing a seductive song. The singing is what differentiates this from other pie-sitting fetishes, it is named after the hometown of Frank Sinatra, who is rumoured to have fathered the act during one of his famous drinking binges at a friends' birthday party. Frank Sinatra allegedly said at the time "Let me show you what we call the hoboken squat pie."

The party was going fine until Jamie gave everyone the hoboken squat cobbler.

by SwampBeast September 3, 2016