Fucked By a Rusty Spoon 

#1. A phrase used to describe the resent or displeasure one has to perform a task or assignment. Used to make such a task given more painful or agonizing than getting fucked by a rusty spoon.

#2. A term of excitement, surprise, or awe.

#1a. I'd rather get fucked by a rusty spoon than go out with that chick.

#1b. Mom: "Daniel, take out the trash and clean the dishes!"
Daniel: "I'd prefer getting fucked by a rusty spoon than do that!"

#2. Brianna: "I won a trip to the Bahamas!"
Will: "Well I'll be fucked by a rusty spoon, that's great!"

Fucked By a Rusty Spoon by reditalia593 March 14, 2010

how to spoon: 

Dick hard on the butt,

tiddie in my hand,
kiss ya neck,

Hell yea.

Bill: Hey man my girlfriend wants to spoon but i dont know how!
Me: How to Spoon: Dick hard on the butt, tiddie in my hand, kiss ya neck, hell yea.
Bill: thanks man

how to spoon: by owo_owo_owo November 8, 2019

Egg & Spoon

A Cockney Rhyming slang term used to describe a black person. Egg & Spoon rhymes with Coon.

Look at all the egg & spoons stood next to the dole office!

Egg & Spoon by Bozo September 21, 2003

Mega Spoon 

A huge dick of some sort.
or the ultimate spoon.

God bless, did you see the size of the kids mega spoon?

boy dont make me come over there and slap you with my mega spoon.

Mega Spoon by BONIFIGLIO! February 10, 2009

The Spoon Reflection

when one looks at themselves in a spoon, and their reflection in the spoon looks exactly like another person.

"I looked in a spoon today and remarkably the reflection in of me in the spoon looked like a really weird looking friend of mine. I believe my friend has a case of 'The Spoon Reflection'!"

The Spoon Reflection by OWJIEOWJE October 25, 2009

Temperance Spoon 

Long handled spoon, usually metal, kept on the person and wielded by an unavailable or prudish woman to deter men from intercourse. In all cases the spoon is brought down hard on the top of the chap's truncheon - very effective at turning wood to putty.

Also commonly found on matrons/teachers touring the boy's dormitories after 'lights out' at boarding schools, to stop any cases of self-love that maybe occuring.

Margaret: "Goodness gracious Reginald put that away before it feels the sting of my temperance spoon."

Temperance Spoon by Brucey Big Bonus August 30, 2012

little spoon 

When spooning, the partner on the inside. Usually the woman, or shorter partner. Used without an article. (ie, "I like being little spoon," not "I like being the little spoon")

see also meatball.

Jenna prefers to be little spoon.

little spoon by Cosmo July 31, 2005