Silver Spooning

spooning with someone that is so old they have silver pubes

cuddling with your friends grandma or grandpa
exp used in a sentence. (1)I totally silver spooned you mom last night.(2) Jimmy got so drunk the other night that he ended up silver spooning at the nursing home with carter's grandma, Edna.

by the one who knows it all September 3, 2009

Cruiser Spooning

The act of parking two police vehicles with the driver's sides facing one another so that the officers can converse through their open windows.

Better slow down. The po-po are cruiser spooning there in the parking lot.

by Andrew Lagemann December 9, 2008

mustard spoon

A spoon used for eating out an ass. Smaller than a tablespoon but larger than a teaspoon. Normally used by drunk Irish people at bars.

"Do you want to eat my ass out with a mustard spoon?"

by Australia Barcelona March 21, 2009

Golden Spoon

The middle cuddler of a group of three.

The middle spoon is the golden spoon

by beach-weekender July 23, 2011

Cat Spoon

A cat spoon is a spoon which is used only for preparing a cats meal.

Johnny: Mmmmm this ice cream is delicious

Jack: Haha Johnny, you're eating your ice cream with the cat spoon!

by laxout March 23, 2009

spoon

A derogetary term used to put someone in a state of unconceivable confusion.

Chris: Did you know, that you are actualy, the spoon?
Me: No that would be you.
Chris: Shutup, Saggy Nipple Tits.

by schpoodle? November 11, 2006

fucking spoon

An extremely fucktarded person, far worse than a munter or minger

"I went poopy in my pants"
"Your a fucking spoon!"

by mingmingming May 10, 2006