splitting the Red Sea

When you engage in sexual intercourse with a girl during her period and you get a bit of blood on your genitalia.

Dude, I just was splitting the Red Sea with Tammy and her blood won't come off.

by SofaWanker69 December 3, 2017

make the hit and split

To do a task quickly and efficiently without wasting time. Straightforwardly without BS.

I don't have time for this, gotta make the hit and split.

by Hippie78 August 31, 2013

Hawaiian Banana Split

2 scoops of female that are sharing a Hawaiian man. Usually plain and vanilla but can spice things up by using whipped cream. Bonus points if there is a cherry on top. If they are REALLY kinky, they might add hot fudge as well.

Jennifer and Ashley seem to be enjoying Kahuna's Hawaiian Banana Split

by Crowdraven87 June 23, 2019

Split the red sea

When a male has sex with a female while on her period.

Neil: Oh hey Johnny! i just split the red sea with Alyssa, man there was a lot of blood.

Johnny: Oh snap!

by fuckmeimfree November 22, 2011

split a niggas melon

To blow a niggas brains out

Her: he keeps flirting with me
Me: I will split a niggas melon
Her: fucking do it

by Jp Garcia April 3, 2017

the one two split

When you want to hide a nasty ass fart so you stretch your leg out while your cheeks spread on your chair and it becomes silent as your ass cheeks wont vibrate

Dude I was in class and had to do the one two split

by Rszs May 4, 2018

Asshole Splitting Shit

When you take a shit and the first log feels like a cheese grater or nails scraping against the insides of your asshole while it's coming out. All you can do is wait through the pain and misery.

I just got done taking the worst Asshole Splitting Shit of my life...

by Pokchop March 5, 2022