spaghetti machete

A slang word for a skinny dick.

A long thin penis that knifes through vaginas.

"Yeah were going out tonight for italian...She's gonna eat the spaghetti machete."

by Italianstalion69 September 27, 2017

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spaghettiii

A word you can’t say in school cause you’ll get in shit

Ha ha spaghettiii

by Spagoooooterrrr November 17, 2017

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spaghetti noodle

AJ Susemichael

Omg that spaghetti noodle is literally the weirdest rat i’ve ever met

by little ratatouille February 25, 2020

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spaghetti date

A fine date with an underage girl with braces. Usually hazardous because of the tendency of spaghetti to get stuck in the braces.

Rune took Babydoll on a spaghetti date in Darnassus

by Itspuk November 3, 2020

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Spaghetti and Meatballs

Sex Move:

"When you go down on a girl immediately after she's given birth."

"I volunteer at a hospital for the spaghetti and meatballs."

by llamasutra November 25, 2021

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Similar to the Fabulous Larry, and a variation on the Cleveland Steamer. You defecate through a tennis racket and steamroll the feces through by pressing your anus down on the racket so the feces comes out the bottom as strings on to your partners chest. This is topped off by blood from the hemorrhoids on your anus which leaves it looking much like spaghetti with a red sauce on top. Sprinkling Parmesan cheese on top is optional.

I need to eat more fiber, the last fabulous Larry I have your mom ended up becoming a stinky Spaghetti Factory.

by Pheecees March 19, 2023

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