safety police

Police men or women who didnt meet the requirements to be a real cop. Also, people, who want to look like a cop, without the responsibility. A.K.A. "special police". Some of the negatives of being a safety policeperson are: No gun, maybe hairspray, No handcuffs, just plastic zip ties, and the worst of all: You get to drive in a 15 year old out of commission police car. If youre lucky, it will be a crown victoria, sometimes its a Taurus, and even worse, a minivan. Usually identified by a big yellow reflective stripe that is falling off of their old squad car. When you see the saftey police, it is customary in these parts to honk twice to let them know how insignifcant they are.

"Hey buddy, maybe you shouldnt park going across 3 handicapped parking spots. I see a cop car right there, you might get a ticket."
"Its just the safety police. Go ask him for change for the meter."

by AntonV October 1, 2005

safe sex

The most used oxymoron I have ever heard.

Safe sex, safe ciggarett, we got it all.

by § July 17, 2004

safe guarded

To be quite about you sexual feelings
not prude, just not open to that of a point you know when
this person, usually a female, wants "action"

Sophie is so misleading, i wonder if she wants action from me or if she is safe guarded

by skate happy September 15, 2007

Safe name

N. A name you use for talking about someone when you don't want anyone to know who they are, but still want to find out their opinions about the person in question. Usually an extremely common name that no one could use to find out about a certain person.

Girl 1: So then... um, Emma said that John was way too ugly, and dumped him, even though he's a total sweetie. What do you think?
Girl 2: Wow, that's seriously bitchy.
Girl 1: (I'm glad I used a safe name, "Emma" is this girl's best friend.)

by Zevvie October 1, 2009

Safety Buckle

noun. stupid way to say "seat belt"

everyone put your safety buckles on before i start the car!

by Chelsea Challenge January 25, 2010

Safety Camera

A euphemism for 'speed camera' or ‘speeding camera’. A third form of tax. Commonly used in the UK by government to mask the true intent of the device; revenue collection!
Any driver passing the camera going over the ‘safe’ speed will be photographed and a fine will be sent to the owner of the vehicle.
As always, governments dress these thieving traps up as saving lives, however anybody with half a brain knows this is a con.

A permanently fixed camera usually mounted on a pole. Ironically, ‘safety’ cameras are usually located on the safest, straightest sections of road far from intersections where people tend to go slower.

On two lane roads they tend to be positioned to fine those over taking slower vehicles.

Some safety cameras in england catch more than 36% of drivers breaking the speed limit. (safetycamera.org)

"South Yorkshire Safety Camera Partnership aims to reduce this terrible and unnecessary toll by cutting the number of motorists exceeding the speed limits "

by bilbo23 March 21, 2010

SAFE

Scaled Agile FramEwork: A system for people who want to be waterfall whilst pretending to be agile.

Hey, your team is agile, right? Can you plan this story into your next sprint for me?
Nah, sorry, we're SAFE. I can't do it for the next 6 sprints.

by scrummy_scrummy_scrummy November 29, 2018