shlarshlip

a retarded star

that star is shlarshlip

by ben fairly November 12, 2018

slarshin'

Making sounds, mostly while washing something, that would generally make you uncomfortable if someone else heard it.

Roommate: What was that sound?!
Me: Oh, I was in the shower and was slarshin' my ass.

Example 2: Finger blasting, causes slarshing.

by #Hmhwhoknew June 17, 2019

Slargrals

The act of(and sound made during the act of) a failed attempt to slarg down any amount of liquid due to the throat reflexively closing on contact with said liquid.

If i try to take another shot of whiskey im going to slargrals all over this stripper!

by FlashD3 January 15, 2020

Salareola

When somebody has areolas that are similar in size to a slice of salami

I was with this bitch last night, and when she whipped out her toddies, my response was " God damn look at the size of those salareolas!"

by Chuckthat1guy October 23, 2019

Slart

The mixture of shart and slatt. Commonly used to talk to a close friend who bonds over their shits.

My slart what is goin on

by Grizzzle March 26, 2020

Slart

A word describing a silent fart

It’s stinky! Sarah did you slart?

by Beans beans March 31, 2020

Shlarke

Sicker than sick, or fucking awesome!!!!

SHLAAAARKKEEEEE!!!!!!

Duuuuude that's fucking shlarke bruz

by Shlarke Seagull October 2, 2020