Wimbledon Shift

Cover term for a secret homosexual liaison.

Sorry honey, gotta work late tonight. I’ve got a Wimbledon Shift.

Guys, I won’t be available to play Diablo this week. I’m working Wimbledon Shifts.

by Dapolopoly July 5, 2023

6 hour shift

The act of adjusting a south facing and utterly uncomfortable boner into your waistband.

"You'd better do a 6 hour shift before you present your powerpoint."

by middlenameskip June 26, 2012

`-=[]\;',./ and the shift version

so basically I was supposed to put `-=\;',./~_+{}|:"<>? but i think i didnt publish because the page errors if you search that so ye

you cant put `-=\;',./ and the shift version in a sentence or you can?

by some bored student November 15, 2022

The dog with the shifty eyes

The most suspicious dog on the block.

Everyone suspects the dog with the shifty eyes.

by Rgh ^_^ November 10, 2008

shifted

When you're not completely 'TRIGGGGERED', but you are still minimally affected in the 'triggered' kind of way.

"dude that meme got me shifted"
"that statement just made me feel a little shifted"
"Dear White People got me shifted dude"

by shiftedgecko June 22, 2017

Shifty

A person that has bad ankles and is annoying

Leo is a very shifty person

by Salty Culty June 28, 2018

Dick Shifty

A guy thats always grabbing, tugging, adjusting, shaking, rubbing, scratching,or jerking his package while he standing around jacking his jaws with his pants on.

Notice how that fucking Talkin Steve's always pulling a "Dick Shifty" by the coffee pot?

by noodlesg December 14, 2008