A group of robotic Martians who make fun of us earth people for eating real mashed potatoes instead of using the powdered crap.
by smasher December 20, 2003

A drinking game to Super Smash Bros. The players have 40 lives and each have a 40oz bottle of beer. With each death the players take a drink and must be finished with the bottle by the time they have lost all of their 40 lives. If a play finishes early they still must continue drinking by going and getting extra cans.
by Chip Cook January 2, 2009

To pleasure oneself sexually. Often refers to male masturbation and can be used as a synonym for jacking off or spanking the monkey
Example A
man what did you do saturday night?
oh nothing just watched the hockey game then smashed myself
Example B
Hey, you ever sit on your hand until it falls asleep and then smash yourself ? It feels like someone else is doing it.
man what did you do saturday night?
oh nothing just watched the hockey game then smashed myself
Example B
Hey, you ever sit on your hand until it falls asleep and then smash yourself ? It feels like someone else is doing it.
by Smash Yourslef! February 17, 2009

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by BOT1games April 20, 2019

The act of replying to any question in a quick neck turn and wierd face. Related to Nigel thornberrys favorite response.
SMASHING.
SMASHING.
by HerpDerpBox July 26, 2014

A belief and approach to exercise, diet and lifestyle, where to 'Smash It Out' is to put your best foot forward, give 100% effort and have no reservations that you could have done more.
To complete a hard-core, assassin-style workout at the gym or outdoors.
To complete a hard-core spy training style session.
To attack and complete an exercise or circuit in an animalistic way, no holds barred, 100% effort!
To complete a hard-core, assassin-style workout at the gym or outdoors.
To complete a hard-core spy training style session.
To attack and complete an exercise or circuit in an animalistic way, no holds barred, 100% effort!
by APT1 June 7, 2011

When you take a woman and rock her after a long night of drinking. 2. what you tell ur boys afterwards!!
AFTER U PICK UP UR BRO FROM JAIL.
JB- WHAT WERE YOU DOING LAST NITE
DB- WAS DRIVING AND GOT ARRESTED FOR SPEEDING
JB- WHY WERE YOU SPEEDING
DB- I WAS A 1/4MILE FROM THE HOUSE A GIRL IN THE FRONT SEAT AND ALL I SEEN WAS THE HOUSE LIT UP IN LIGHTS SAYING WELCOME TO SMASH CITY ABOVE MY BEDROOM!!!
JB- WHAT WERE YOU DOING LAST NITE
DB- WAS DRIVING AND GOT ARRESTED FOR SPEEDING
JB- WHY WERE YOU SPEEDING
DB- I WAS A 1/4MILE FROM THE HOUSE A GIRL IN THE FRONT SEAT AND ALL I SEEN WAS THE HOUSE LIT UP IN LIGHTS SAYING WELCOME TO SMASH CITY ABOVE MY BEDROOM!!!
by JB AND DB June 24, 2010
