human sloth

A human who seems to live life in slow motion.

He annoys the hell out of me, he takes over a minute to take his coat off and sit down, he's a human sloth.

by daveuk123 May 30, 2018

E-Sloth

A person who is too lazy to copy and paste a web address into their search bar

Person: Can you send me a link. I keep clicking it and it does not work.
Me: Copy and past it into your search bar you fucking E-Sloth

by drimmortal May 8, 2019

Small sloth

A pretty girl who is small in size and understands things very slowly.

Tyrone: Yo you still talking to phoebe?
Jean: Yeah man but she's such a small sloth

by Kl0rine February 13, 2021

Gender Sloth

The inability or incapability to conform to a gender binary.

No James, I don't have pronouns I have Gender Sloth lol.

by SkytheBi March 11, 2021

Bar Sloth

A bar sloth is a female who hangs on the men who want no part of it. Really a creature of opportunity!

“That creature, Noel was being a complete bar sloth last night.”

by TheBigSnake June 4, 2022

Crush Slots

The capacity in your life backpack to carry around the crushes you have on ppl in your life.

Some people have many crush slots, others only have one.

'dude i'm thirsting her but my crush slot is taken'
'yeah babe he's hot AF but my crush slots are full so can't go there'

by Eerie Whispers August 6, 2022

social sloth

A social sloth is a person or thing who ignores, or seemingly does not recognize obvious cues given by another participant in a social interaction due to being a bit shy, or concerned about speaking out of turn; one who avoids conversation entirely.

Boy: "What are your plans for this weekend"?
Girl: "I have no plans!"
Boy: "I'm going to a friend's going away party at Yards and that's it."
Girl: "That's so fun! Yeah I'll probably be doing nothing."
12 HOURS LATER
Boy: "What are your plans for the weekend?"
Girl: "OH nothing! No plans at all. Just laundry."
Boy: ~social sloth in silence~

by skatetheramp February 6, 2024