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Single goggles

When you're single, this can occur at any point, and everyone around you starts becoming attractive and you start to develop pointless crushes on anyone who spends any kind of time with you.
"Dude, I think I am falling in love with the girl who sits behind me in chemistry."
"She has a boil on her chin, and smells like old baking grease... it's just the single goggles, bro."
by BuckinNightmare September 6, 2017
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[quasi-single]

Mariane & Al are definitely not quasi-single
by SADBC November 21, 2016
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single mom season

It's when broke dudes start hitting single mothers inboxes, with hopes of capitalizing on large income tax refunds.
My friend is single most of the year except when she gets her tax refund. I smile and say it's single mom season again.
by Glenn Roberts March 26, 2022
mugGet the single mom seasonmug.
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Brown Leather Single Sofa Furniture Is Not a Problem For Me, Angel Helstrom Jose Robles And I Know That
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National Single ASB DAY

National single asb day is for the mfka who don’t get no pussy or dick and they life miserable asfk ! And all they do is pillow talk in slide down the wall cause the worthless as shit 😍
Jack: Bro it’s National single asb day
Taylor: haha you get no pussy
by NENEFRMRAQCITY June 10, 2022
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Single

Is what I am

Underage for most girls is also what I am
Single
by I hate your life for you August 7, 2021
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Single

Marc: Hey are you single?

Alex: No my name is Alex
Marc: ooh my bad thought you were someone else
by Duchess91 April 11, 2018
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