Simon

Evil person

Oh he's a Simon, stay away from him

by SimonDaDemon September 11, 2025

Simon

A jewish 40 year old person who is very into politics but still has no idea what to do what so ever.

Person: Ah did you see the new prime minister?
Person #2: Yeah, he looks like a simon

by DaddyDonkey63 October 5, 2022

Simone Biles

To quit or give up.

Don’t pull a Simone Biles and quit on me when it matters most.

by RealDeal432 July 28, 2021

warren-simon

bruh what goofy ahh last name is this

warren-simon is a goofy ahh last name

by UNCOUNTABLE October 16, 2022

Simon the Sexy

The most sexy bastard even if you're a boy you splooj at the thought of him. He runs a gay brothel and loves being fisted. His favoured thing to do is chimney you.

P1"OMG it's Simon the sexy who runs the brothel!"
P2"AAAUUUGH I love it when he give me chimney"
P1 & P2 * a shower of splooj*

by Jerad & Jermaine September 4, 2025

Simon

Gets around.

Simon=Oh you dirty dog.

by SimonDaDemon September 11, 2025

se simoner

French for masturbating yourself

Il a trop envie d'se simoner

by gvny February 6, 2024