A simp is that one faggot at your school who is always sucking the fuck up to any girl- within a 50 foot radius of him- for the chance of merely a grain of pussy, yes, even ginger pussy. A simp also thinks that talking to girls comes first and breaks the law of bros before hoes because he thinks he is going to lose his virginity. He will ultimately end up losing that to a man after being friendzoned by every girl in his school.
John: “Look at Collin talking to those girls. They probably think hes gay”
Brendan: “Yeah hes a simp. I feel bad because he will never know what pussy is like”
Brendan: “Yeah hes a simp. I feel bad because he will never know what pussy is like”
by SimpHater101 December 20, 2019
Get the Simpmug. Only STINKY MEN can be simps. Simps are men who chase after e-girls but don't want to pay for any content, yet still expect attention.
by IAMNOTMAXINE February 10, 2020
Get the Simpmug. Noun
Sometimes used as a right wing derogatory term for men who commit the egregious sin of appreciating/respecting a woman’s opinion, sense of humor, physical attractiveness, or abilities.
Using the word is a visceral emotional reaction to the distaste of feeling subservient to a woman in any way. Can often be found in the comments section of certain meme pages such as @scooby or @makememesgreatagain along with other disturbing comments such “dumb bitch”, “stupid bitch” etc.
Sometimes used as a right wing derogatory term for men who commit the egregious sin of appreciating/respecting a woman’s opinion, sense of humor, physical attractiveness, or abilities.
Using the word is a visceral emotional reaction to the distaste of feeling subservient to a woman in any way. Can often be found in the comments section of certain meme pages such as @scooby or @makememesgreatagain along with other disturbing comments such “dumb bitch”, “stupid bitch” etc.
by Gottaketchemall June 4, 2020
Get the Simpmug. A guy trying so hard to get some good coochie. Like this man tries so hard for the pussy and he will do anything for it. Ex; You go to a friend's house and they talk shit about girls and you're that one nigga that says Nah mate girls are fine...YOU'RE A SIMPPPPP.
all my niggas are simps: Freddy Russo, Nehal Samuel, Nicolas Maggio, Daniel Moreno, Alan Yulo, Joseph Song, Benjamin Mazzola, Ryan San-Jose, Ellison Pee, Casey Reardon,Melodank, and the fucking bitch named sarah.
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by N1ggerman February 23, 2020
Get the Simpmug. Usually a male
People like to think that females would die to have a simp and, I can say this as I am a female, this is not true. Simps can get rather annoying and aggressive if provoked in a certain way. Please, simps, control yourself and find yourself in the mental state of your actual age.
People like to think that females would die to have a simp and, I can say this as I am a female, this is not true. Simps can get rather annoying and aggressive if provoked in a certain way. Please, simps, control yourself and find yourself in the mental state of your actual age.
Guy 1 - Hey, man, did you hear?
Guy 2 - What?
Guy 1 - Tony's a simp!
Guy 2 - Say that word again and I'll hurt you.
Guy 2 - What?
Guy 1 - Tony's a simp!
Guy 2 - Say that word again and I'll hurt you.
by Little Blu August 3, 2020
Get the Simpmug. A word only used by clammy, immature little boys that are too virgin to acknowledge communication with a female. They often use this word to shun a fellow bro for putting on his big boy pants by interacting with the opposite gender.
by EveryoneHater April 15, 2020
Get the Simpmug.