shuffle muffin

When you have your music player set on shuffle, and a song comes up that fits perfectly into the context of whatever you were doing. Or, when your music player is set on shuffle and it plays only the songs you really like.

"I just had an amazing shuffle muffin: I was talking about my friend Tom and the song Doubting Thomas came on! wOw!"

by Margauxx February 29, 2008

ozzy shuffle

when someone is so fucking drunk or high they walk in a retarded shuffle just like ozzy osbourne.

jim got so loaded he was doing the ozzy shuffle all the way home

by weej December 17, 2004

shuffer

Derived from the word shuffler. Used to describe any person who creeps you out and makes you angry at the same time.

1.My neighbor saw me through my window, fuckin shuffer.
2.Fuckin shuffer wouldn't get out of my way.
3.I can't stand that kid, what a shuffer.

by thatcoolkid880 May 2, 2009

Penguin Shuffle

When you have to take a dump but can't walk normal. One that walks with clenched butt cheeks.

Oh Jeez! I don't think I'm going to make this without doing the Penguin Shuffle to the bathroom!

by servoisgod January 13, 2009

the pdx shuffle

The short stride foot shuffle that you see commonly see bums performing around Portland Oregon , not To be confused with the Parkinson's Shuffle. To identify the PDX Shuffle first; look for the rubbing of the index fingers and thumbs together like they are asking for a penny, secondly; Often times shuffle and finger rub is accompanied by the smell of week old urine, fecal matter, and faint vocalizations of what sounds like the chanting of buddist monks.

The only thing I heard last night was the sound of the PDX shuffle

by Theslippyone November 19, 2017

walton shuffle

See Also: Andy walking at 4AM

Andy was too wasted to do the walton shuffle so we had to carry his irish ass inside

by Hank the Tank August 12, 2003

240 shuffle

Also known to tankers as the "co-ax shuffle", whereby an enemy is either running for fear of his life, or sent tumbling backwards by the hail of lead hitting him. Refers to the M240 machine gun.

Did you see that guy with the RPG? The gunner made him do the 240 shuffle!

by First Bullet October 10, 2008