Exactly as the name implies, this is a dookie which exits the rectum in the classic phallic shape.
There are very few human experiences which compare to the utter satisfaction of releasing a double-tapered dildo shit; just ask pro baseball player George Brett, or look up 'George Brett' on Youtube to hear his incredible poop tale.
The dildo shit is not to be confused with the cheese plug, which is a different animal entirely.
There are very few human experiences which compare to the utter satisfaction of releasing a double-tapered dildo shit; just ask pro baseball player George Brett, or look up 'George Brett' on Youtube to hear his incredible poop tale.
The dildo shit is not to be confused with the cheese plug, which is a different animal entirely.
George once opened up a fortune cookie and it read, "May all your shits be dildo shits." It was such a beautiful sentiment, he nearly cried. Shortly thereafter, George went into the sushi bar's facilities to paint the town brown.
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Used as a description of habitual "wingman" escapades at parties and clubs. This is principally seen as a very strong and important bond between two so-called "players" with their eyes firmly on the prize (women). These said individuals employ strategic moves and move swiftly when opportunity arises. Just as fighter pilots are expected to do, they watch each other's back with the utmost dedication and also employ the agenda of "bros before hoes."
John (to Jake): What are those douchebags doing over there?
Jake: Looks like they got that Top Gun Shit. We should try that.
Jake: Looks like they got that Top Gun Shit. We should try that.
by mkdamaestro October 16, 2010
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"When the deal fell through, we were up Shit's Creek".
"If he gets caught again he will be up Shit's Creek."
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Get the Shit's Creek mug.1. to take a puff off a cigarette or marijuana joint.
2. to hit a object with a fist or other object.
3. to have sex with a girl.
2. to hit a object with a fist or other object.
3. to have sex with a girl.
Rodney offered me a fresh joint so I hit that shit.
Biff had a annoying friend so he hit that shit with a ball bat.
Mirna told me she was horny so I hit that shit all night.
Biff had a annoying friend so he hit that shit with a ball bat.
Mirna told me she was horny so I hit that shit all night.
by a neighbor July 27, 2004
Get the hit that shit mug.one of the many uses of the word shit, in this particular case it means someone is creating drama or wanting to fight.
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Get the starting shit mug.A Wet Shit is when you wipe your ass fifty times and it still feels unwiped. So you end up putting toilet paper between your ass and your underwear so you don't ruin them with those dreadful skid marks.
"Well, I did have a little bit of a Wet Shit yesterday," Jimmy said.
"I can tell," said his friend Jerry.
"How come," said Jimmy.
"I see the wet brown stuff running down your leg," said Jerry.
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"I can tell," said his friend Jerry.
"How come," said Jimmy.
"I see the wet brown stuff running down your leg," said Jerry.
The Wet Shit
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