SHIT

So Happy Its Tuesday
or
So Happy Its Thursday

Shit, I want to go clubbin' tonight.

by LeBron's Headband November 18, 2011

SHIT

Acronym for "Sorry honey, it's Thursday." Used when someone says "TGIF" a day early.

A blonde gets into an elevator and sighs "TGIF!"

The brunette already in the elevator shakes her head and says "SHIT".

The blonde says, slowly and carefully, "T.G.I.F."

The brunette insistently says "S.H.I.T."

The blonde says "TGIF stands for 'Thank goodness it's Friday, you idiot!"

The brunette responds "I know. SHIT stands for 'sorry honey, it's Thursday'."

by Rhodoferax November 14, 2013

shit

dude. dont search up shit in the urban dictionary.

dumb blonde: whats "shit"?
guy: just, just leave.

by somebody you used to know February 12, 2013

Shit

1. Crap
2. Poo
3. Rubbish

That was a massive shit you just did there!

by ThatShitCrazay March 21, 2013

Shit Flicks

When you shit in the woods while camping and you run out of toilet paper. While exercising your last shit ticket you get some shit on your hand and need to get it off by shaking and flicking vigorously.

My hand was still covered with shit flicks as I tried my best to wipe

by will bitten October 5, 2016

Oooh Shit

Knowing or seeing something bad was about to happen.

When Julio was caught by his wife cheating at the Bar he was like Oooh Shit!!

by will bitten January 23, 2017

Shit Pains

Usually an unexpected precursor signal from your stomach to your sphincter informing your hole that you are about to release a Hendren ( A giant turd )

Tony suddenly doubled over in discomfort while sitting in the back seat. He was suffering from Shit Pains and needed to drop loaf ASAP.

by will bitten March 6, 2017