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Schrödingers Shitstain

The puzzling ruination of a public toilet by a shitter before you. As the offender could have been ANYone before the discoverer, hence, Schrödingers Shitstain.
"Don't use that fourth stall, bro -- Schrödingers Shitstain alert! And no, in the immortal words of Shaggy -- it wasn't me"

"If I find a Schrödingers Shitstain again after the barbeque this weekend, I'm gonna lose it."
by Kat'O9 July 19, 2025
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Type Shiet

Its a phrase to signal agreement or learning of something, or becoming educated. Its origin is unknown.
A: "so this is how you plug a oil leak"
B:"Oh thanks Type Shiet"
by Ubiquitos knowledge October 22, 2025
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Sebby Shitstain

Sebby Shitstain is a bum who gives you backshots and rapes you and farts on ur head while giving you head
Sebby Shitstain over here just shat a load while i blew my load
by SuckMyBigBlackWilly November 25, 2025
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Let's get schiested!

The act of becoming drunk, plastered, hammered, etc...
"Let's get shit-faced!"

"Hey guys who wants to get schiested?"

"Let's get schiested!"
by Carguy96 May 3, 2014
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Politically correct shitstain

A mark of shit which happens to be politically correct. In other words, means nothing.
-Why do you have a politically correct shitstain on your pants?
+Because it means nothing, and that's all that matters.
by adamolanadam June 21, 2022
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The backends of a shitstain

Eric: ‘hey you ever been to moycullen?’
Stevie boy: ‘you mean the back ends of a shitstain? Nah, that place is the backends of a shitstain!’
by Defy dude April 24, 2024
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