third shake clause

An amendment to the constitution of dong handling. Previously, the constitution stated that shaking your tallywhacker more than twice after taking a piss would be deemed "playing with it". The third shake clause permits the man pissing to give an additional shake to his dong, in order to ensure minimal dribble.

"No sir, I was not playing with myself, I was simply exercising the constitutional rights handed down by my forefathers. Third shake clause beeitch! Get out ma business!

by Horace Blumpkin May 19, 2010

Shake Weight Shot

A person uses a shake weight about chest high in front of their body. The weight is tilted slightly back pointed towards their face. After a short time motioning the weight up and down another person pours a shot into into the users mouth. Preferably something white and/or creamy like Baileys Irish Cream.

Wow my girlfriend did a shake weight shot at a party last night!

What's that?

You don't know? You should go to urbandictionary.com

by Big Matt (shot inventor) November 20, 2010

shake down

Cops raiding yo' house, persons or car illegally to find drugs, cash money or guns. Also to extract info from the victim or jus' for the hell of it.

"The cops busted a shake down on Jimmy's weedhouse."

by Diego September 3, 2003

shake weight

shake weight - sexual act: to stroke another person's penis for sexual pleasure.

She wouldn't give me head, just a shake weight.

We only had time for a shake weight in the car on the way to the show.

by Daniel T. Anderson January 1, 2011

shake down

A shake down can be particullar to a geographic area. Basically, it is one party getting into the personal assets of another party without consent. Usually a shake down involves drugs, money, power, the law, knowledge, or any combination thereof.

I think (a party) might have something I want. We are going to do a shake down later and see.

by smittydb September 30, 2005

shake a leg

to dance, boogie down, not holding up the walls.

Let's go down to the club on 5th and shake a leg.

by MashaC October 13, 2005

harlem shake

an internet meme and viral video craze that involves one person dancing alone in some mundane setting with everyone else going about their business to the song harlem shake by bauuer, and then when the bass drops everyone else in the room going crazy. people tend to either love or hate it.

my office tried to organize making a harlem shake video so i quit

by cerseilannister February 16, 2013