Screen

The fuckin thing your looking at right now

The fatass was staring at a screen all day

by ImFrostbyte August 13, 2014

screen bukkake

when a bunch of nerdy guys come on the tv screen together

Guy 1: Hey guys want to play some Unreal?
Guy 2: No dude I just downloaded the Paris Hilton video.
Guy 3: Alright bro, it is time to bukkake our computer screens!!!

by Elizabeth March 29, 2004

blue screen of death

windows' way of saying "get linux"

It's what happens whenever you try to do ANYTHING on a windows box

man, this movie is sweet....
dam windows blue screen of death
*restarts comp*

by muffin man 2.0 July 25, 2006

Knock on Computer Screen

1.) A saying/action you bring up when something is almost done loading on your old-as-time-itself computer and you don't want anything to screw up.

2.) A substitute for knock on wood when no real wood is around, especially when posting a message online or using an instant messenger.

"I have never gotten the blue screen of death. (knock on computer screen)"

by BraceDecade June 18, 2009

screen door

an extremely slutty female. the name screen door means that everyone gets a slam.

You hooked up with Katie. Thta bitch is a total screen door.

by Peg Leg Pete October 31, 2007

green screen

Antiquated computer system, most commonly the AS400. The monitor showed a black background with green text.

Man, I'm sure glad we got rid of those green screens.

by Peter April 15, 2004

screepy

A mixture of something or someone being both scary and creepy.

The clown doll that was sitting on the top shelf inside the dark room is screepy.

The large old oil painting of a young girl in an old dimly lit hallway is screepy

There is a screepy guy who sits outside an elementary school in an old white van.

by Nice Buns December 2, 2011