Science and Health

A nineteenth century precursor to The Matrix. Used in the study of Christian Science.

"According to Science and Health, this world is just a material illusion."

"Who the hell are you, Morpheus?"

by Adamant101 February 10, 2008

advertising science

The kind of science where facts are invented in order to support claims that promote product sales.

Advertising Science studies show that when a middle aged man even looks at a testosterone supplement, their youth and sexual vigor returns instantly.

by dutchmonkey February 18, 2014

drunk sciencing

When a drunk person attempts to do science.

I was drunk sciencing last night and things did not turn out well!

by stickyndrunk November 30, 2015

Potato Science

The type of science that makes no sense

The scientist over there is doing potato science

by The human being August 1, 2019

Science Sam

Science Sam is one of the best rappers at camdenton high school

“Did y’all hear science Sams new song? Shits fire

by Poseidon’s pener April 6, 2019

Science-Fraction

The almost impossible ability to separate facts from fiction due to the tiny amount of probable truth we as humans today... have obtained.

The older I get, the more I see SCIENCE-FRACTION as a sad condition. Until we can find more absolute science... it’s often just guessing.

by Major T. May 3, 2019

Science

The worst class ever. You don't do anything fun except stupid labs you only do once a fricking year. Your teacher makes it worst. I really hate science. I really do. Sorry I guess I just needed to rant about science. Do you like science? Comment down below. Oh wait this isn't YouTube. Now that your here let's talk about puppies. I like puppies. I have one. His name is senior woofers. He keeps running away tho. That dang dog. He is annoying but I guess I love him. Anyone want him. Senior woofers needs a new home. He has brown hair and a weird bark. If you want him text me at 6666666666. Thanks

science ;))

by Owo uwu owo iwi May 6, 2019