Peter Michael Sanchez

a girl's period; used in place of saying one has one's period;

uses the same initials as Premenstrual Syndrome (PMS)
I had so planned on going swimming all week, but stupid Peter Michael Sanchez came this morning...
by dancingleech August 05, 2009
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Dirty Sanchez Martini

Not to be confused with the classic Dirty Martini, a Dirty Sanchez Martini is 2 parts gin, 1 part vermouth, and garnished with an 3 "olives" made of poo on a coctail toothpick.
Yesterday my boyfriend fucked a supermodel, so today I mixed them both up a Dirty Sanchez Martini, with extra olives.
by Olive Maker November 06, 2006
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Dirty Sanchez's Cousin

One who fucks a girl in the ass, but instead of making her suck on it, he puts it in her ear and wangle dangles that around.
One who fucks a girl in the ass, but instead of making her suck on it, he puts it in her ear and wangle dangles that around. this is a dirty sanchez's cousin
by Melon2345 April 27, 2010
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El Pato Sanchez

The Beefiest, manliest spaniard alive

you can never hope to be as manly as him, he will snap you in half without even lifting a finger

legends say he once did it with 47 women at once
they all died of exhaustion
it's el pato sanchez
we're fucked
OW MY SPINE
by rubberduckyyyyyyyyyy February 18, 2011
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Peanut Butter Sanchez

when making a peanut butter sandwich, you wipe the remains of the peanut butter on your partners upper lip creating a authentic mexican moustache.
Brett made a Peanut Butter sandwich then gave Ben a Peanut Butter Sanchez.
by x IDIMEBAG x November 29, 2011
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See Dirty Sanchez, but add...

When the woman has diarrhea
While at the Mustang Ranch perusing the menu I was astounded that the Dirty Sanchez was only $200, but to add extra gravy brought the total to over $700.
by Of Course February 15, 2005
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;{o For a quick and fast way to tell your friends about the dirty sanchez without actually writing it. Very helpful in office or other professional situations.
Brett: So what happened with those girls last night?
Chester: I totally gave the Penley sisters the ;{o (Dirty Sanchez emotikon/smiley)
Brett: You're kidding?
Chester: Nope, gave them both the ;{o (Dirty Sanchez emotikon/smiley)
by Braveheat March 08, 2006
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