Sam 

A man child who is 70% weed and 30% dumbass.

A person who gets off to crusty feet, blue waffles and cracks in his drywall.

A fagot who preaches that cigarettes are bad, but drinks bong water with his cookies.
A real straight D student.

You're a fucking Sam.

Sam by T H I C C O O F November 6, 2018

Sam 

Super cute. Everyone wants to like him. Has the most beautiful smile. You want to ask him out but too scared, he will reject you. When you see him the whole world stops and you smile. If you stare at his eyes, his eyes sparkle. You wish he liked you, but everyone thinks he likes someone cuter than you. He is very stupid, but very cute.

Girl ( Love Bird ): He is walking towards me, act cool everybody
Girl Friends: We are good with that, I don't think you are
Sam: Hey
Girl ( Love Bird ): Hey, He totally likes me.
Girls friend: Ya, totally ( With a sarcastic voice )

Sam by fddjrbetdwjdnigrfdjniy November 9, 2018

Sam 

A gay Asian person of no gender that is bad at baseball that will not make a team

Sam is gayy

Sam by Ghgfghjgfgh November 13, 2018

Sam 

Sam is the most amazing person you will ever meet. His mind boggling eyes and smile makes you forget about all your problems in a split second. However, he is always there for you anytime you need help. He is someone you can easily fall for but only has one girl on his mind. He is the most understand, kind, oddly hilarious even with his extremely nerdy personality, and caring individual. If you’re lucky enough to have him he’ll give you a reason to fall in love with him every day, even if it’s just a smile.

God I’m in love with Sam.

Sam by Jimmybrianthebear September 15, 2018

Sam 

(Make)Sam is a handsome guy with beautiful eyes who can be the kindest person you may ever meet. He cares about everyone he meets and gets along great with anyone new. He likes to comfort the people who may be more shy around people and who may not want to be social. Sam is the type of guy who will invite you to party with the group or sit next to you if you’re all alone. Sam is very nice and a Sam would make a great boyfriend. If you happen to run into a comforting Sam, don’t let him go and make sure you become best friends with him. You might not get to see a Sam like him again.

Doris: who is that guy who is sitting with that lonely person?
Joel: Oh, that’s Sam
Doris: he seems so kind and friendly

Sam by The Cat Of The Century September 16, 2018

Sam 

(Make)Sam is a handsome guy who can be the kindest person you may ever meet. He cares about everyone he meets and gets along great with anyone new. He likes to comfort the people who may be more shy around people and who may not want to be social. Sam is the type of guy who will invite you to party with the group or sit next to you if you’re all alone. Sam will help you out even when you don’t ask him to. He has a very handsome smile that makes you return his smile. Sam is very nice and a Sam would make a great boyfriend. Don’t let a Sam go because you would love to have him as a best friend or more. You might not meet another guy like Sam.

Doris: who is that guy who is being so friendly to that lonely person?
Joel: oh, that’s Sam, he’s very kind
Doris: he seems like a good friend!

Sam by The Cat Of The Century September 16, 2018

SAM 

A SEXY ASIAN MAN

YOOO you see him? Thats a whole SAM fuck outta here

SAM by am67 September 19, 2018