I don't swing that way

Meaning you not gay and never will be.

1st Guy: hey wanna go on a date?
2nd Guy: Man Fuck that shit i dont swing that way.

by Dead Leprechaun October 11, 2004

Swing, Swing

A beautiful meaningfull song by the bestest band in the world that ever existed AAR!!!!

swing, swing, swing from the tangles of....... my heart is crushed by a former luff. can u help meh find a way to carry on again. Bury meh! u thought ur problems were gone! Carry meh! Away Away Away!

by Koboshi Ritter December 22, 2003

rusty swingset

1The act of giving a girl a polish bikeride but the man must having a herpes infested penis thus giving the rusty look.

2.The act of giving the girl a polish bikeride (see polish bikeride)while she is on her period thus giving the penis a rusty look!

Duran just gave her a nasty Rusty Swingset!

Dustin just threw up after giving her a Rusty Swingset!

by wolfbait777 August 1, 2009

ACME Slingshot

The act of having sex with a partner from behind and only pretending to put on the condom. After cumming but before pulling out, stretch the condom and fling it in the person's face like a slingshot so they know you never had it on.

My favorite way to break up with girls is the ACME Slingshot

by Single Sexy Steve February 1, 2006

Swing at some Bees

phrase refering to hardcore dancing
or hxc dancing coined by steven nunes on ex web show the steven nunes experience live

Yo man we gunna throw down and swing at some bees tonight at the show?

by Craighton Riley January 17, 2009

Swing Kinker

A game involving a swing and a football. Similar to Rounders but on a swing and with a football. A game prominently played in the North of Forfar in the Market muir mostly on weekends.

Here dougy torrie wants to play swing kinker...hes got a ball and some trackies!

by steeviemo June 22, 2009

Swing Pong

Phenonmenom in Fly In-Fly Out mining operations where two opposing swings try to mine the same orebody with different teams, ideas, hopes and dreams.
Every swing, a goodly amount of time and effort is spent progressing the recalcitrant teams direction and vision only to have the recidivist swing come in, ignore it, work on their own plan and hand it over to the the recalcitrant team a week later.

This game can be played ad infinitum.

Recidivist Crew - "We have to mine lots of Ore this week"
Recalcitrant Crew - "We have to mine lots of Waste this week beacuse those imbeciles from the other swing mined all the Ore and we have to move the Waste"
Recidivist Crew - "We have to mine lots of Ore this week beacuse those imbeciles from the other swing mined all the Waste and we have to move the Ore - looks like we got us a game of Swing Pong"

Etc.

by Frustrated miner December 19, 2009