Swanson Dinner

Completing a variety of sexual activities with a girl (including penetration, oral sex, anal, sleighride, etc.) in ONE night.

Josh: So what did you and Jenna do last night?
James: Oh I gave her a Swanson Dinner ;)

by Franzzz November 6, 2008

Swangston

A Penis

Your swangston is so huge, it can't fit in your pants.

by Kevin The Bawss December 31, 2009

Swankalishious

•the epitome of an extremely attractive female

Damn, Did you see Emily, Lizette, and Kris...!? Those ladies are Swankalishious.

by Morganumber1 January 20, 2015

SWaNK

Single Woman and No Kids

She's quite a catch--free-spirited, fun...and no baggage! She's a SWaNK.

by DuchessMermaid April 11, 2015

swank

The act of being spanked with a walrus.

I just swanked Timmy.

by pooriggusaur October 11, 2009

swanke

You are swanke when you got yo' lean on so deep in yo' whip that you gotta order your 24 hour Arby's thru the rear drivers side window.

SWANKE NUGZZZZZZZz!@#$%^&*()

by Trent Daddy Dollar$ November 4, 2003

Swangle

The art of swangling is one that almost defies rigid definition. In its earliest form, the word was used to describe procuring or achieving something in an uncommon or non-traditional way. Since, however the word has flourished into something much, much more. To swangle someone could mean anything from besting them in a contest of wits to dunking in their face in the NBA Finals. It's possible to out-swangle someone, re-swangle someone, under-swangle someone, or even sudo-swangle someone, but there is no such thing as over-swangling. You can swangle an alligator, un-swangle a knot, or calculate your swangle of attack. Swangling, as stated, is an art, and true swanglers worldwide know that there are many definitons and uses for the word, the majority of which cannot be listed here. Above all, however, swangling is what the swangler makes of it. Put your mind to it, and you can swangle just about anything.

Correct Usage:
"One-hundred fifteen to forty-seven? Man, he really swangled you in this week's fantasy football match-up."

"The Greeks really out-swangled the Trojans when they got inside Troy using a wooden horse."

Incorrect Usage:
"How about you swangle these nuts?" Incorrect: Swangle cannot be used in conjunction with any aspect of male genitalia (exception: the swangler is female).

by Garth Swangler December 11, 2011