Shipyard Steven

This aggresive act involves postioning oneself on the edge of large boat with every intention to defecate off the side. If this bold individual is able to execute a dump in plain viewsight of other ship goers and beach loungers he is said to have acheived the highest known title in boating, the "Shipyard Steven"

Mike had such high aspirations of being crowned the shipyard steven that he deemed it necesary to drop his shorts, lean off the side of the boat and launch a dump for all those on the beach to witness.

by Reggie Dumps April 14, 2009

Steven huezo

Man with astronomically sized cock

The galactic federation of giant cocks is after steven huezo

by Huezo November 24, 2021

Steven universe

Gay singing stones, Steven universe is about a boy that is his mom and he melted together with his father one time so at that time he was his father, his mother and himself at the same time

Mom: *dissapeared *
Father: *fat as nice guy*
Steven universe: *turns into his mother*

by Fatburgermama December 06, 2019

cheap steven

Masterbating inside ones trousers and underwear because they're cheap

Callum's such a perv, he had class with Megan so he just had a cheap Steven in the middle of maths

by Chode gargalling fuck toilet April 09, 2016

Steven Wonderful

The full, offical and certified name of Stevie Wonder. Born in the 40s to a mixed race marriage, Steven was the 4th child and had 84 siblings, known for keeping a pet Quokka

Steven Wonderful was a blind but accomplished singer.

by BigBadCam March 21, 2023

Cheeky Steven

A term used for a cheating man or a cheeky smile. When a man is cheating on his significant other he gives off a look or a cheeky smile to the person he is supposedly cheating with (usually a business colleague) that gives off the hint that they are more than just friends. Usually the other person is mesmerised by cheeky stevens smile that they fall head over heals for them

Steven: Oh hi Bec *cheeky smile*
Bec: O-Oh Hi steven
Person 1: Oh good old cheeky steven
Person 2: Hes doing another cheeky

by user12345363 August 27, 2020

Soggy Steven

Similar to a 'Soggy Sao' - only the fluids are from a male and a female, and the the Sao is a sleeping friend.

When one wakes up feeling sticky after sharing a swag with friends.

'My Mrs is going to be happy I didn't piss the bed, but I don't know what she'll think about me getting a soggy steven'

by blt87 December 09, 2022