web shite

Crap either sold or for sale - usually

on internet auction sites .

What a load of fucking web shite that is !

by E - FUMBLER October 23, 2008

Like shite off a shovel

Term used by some country or rural dwellers to describe a fast car.

Jaysus led, them Turbo Diesels goes like shite off a shovel.

by Darblonks July 21, 2009

attention shite

Also 'attention shit' for the world outside the UK and Ireland. An act of defecation by a pet dog or cat, designed to get the attention of the owner/master, who has done (or not done) something to annoy said pet.

Jesus! The cat's dropped an attention shite in the laundry hamper again! Did you forget to feed her!?

by Andy Sword January 25, 2011

Stage Shite

Anxiety over defecating in a public restroom.

I can't go in public! I get stage shite!

by ten523 February 19, 2011

A shite in nylon armor

That guy in the office who really gets under your skin, the one to whom you would have the pleasure of gifting a right-hook.

-"Hey, do you want some milk?"
-"Is it soya? I only drink soya.."
-"..F**K YOU!!"

-" That is the last time I offer milk to 'A shite in nylon armor'"

by Truth teller 118 March 13, 2011

to semite

It comes from the word Semite. Semite is someone who for the fear of people misused by lie the Jewish God. To semite a girl is to have intercourse with her, while thinking of a man.

John: So how was it last night, did you give Sonya some good time?
Steve: Well, yes, I semitted her by way of Paul.
John: Let me tell you, to semite is to commit a sin.

by koldlok October 1, 2012

large shite

A way to describe someone who is being irritating, offensive or all of the above.

Liam was a large shite as soon as he came out of the womb

by nadpad August 3, 2017