by 459395 March 11, 2022
Get the Single rapemug. An unreasonable philosophy usually developed through puberty in adolescent males, that one may never be truly happy with their lives without a significant other.
This tends to manifest faster and more severely in those who have been rejected by a romantic interest a significant amount of times, and those who find themselves isolated in an environment where “everyone else” seems to have a partner.
This syndrome hammers in the absolute “need” for an s/o, so much that the subject finds it even more difficult to, ahem, *obtain* one, due to its side effects of obsessive behavioral patterns.
Usually the subject may grow out of this philosophy and focus on bettering themselves rather than just getting a date with someone. But if it doesn’t, usually because of the neglect of a friend or family member to address it, this syndrome germinates into a sense of entitlement to an s/o, morphing the subject into a Nice Guy.
This tends to manifest faster and more severely in those who have been rejected by a romantic interest a significant amount of times, and those who find themselves isolated in an environment where “everyone else” seems to have a partner.
This syndrome hammers in the absolute “need” for an s/o, so much that the subject finds it even more difficult to, ahem, *obtain* one, due to its side effects of obsessive behavioral patterns.
Usually the subject may grow out of this philosophy and focus on bettering themselves rather than just getting a date with someone. But if it doesn’t, usually because of the neglect of a friend or family member to address it, this syndrome germinates into a sense of entitlement to an s/o, morphing the subject into a Nice Guy.
A: Life sucks, man. If only I had a girlfriend.
B: Dude, stop acting like you need one.
A: But I do!
B: No you don’t, man. Seems like you’ve got a bad case of Single Syndrome
B: Dude, stop acting like you need one.
A: But I do!
B: No you don’t, man. Seems like you’ve got a bad case of Single Syndrome
by izzthekid February 27, 2022
Get the Single Syndromemug. When a male is shooting a gun incorrectly and hitting everything but the target because the Mom left Dad so the male had no father to show him how to be a man.
Look at Pookie behind the car doin a single mom shooting, popping that gun sideways over the roof without looking!!! He’s a product of a single mother.
by D worx March 8, 2023
Get the Single mom shootingmug. by prosvsjoesamronstbrown April 1, 2025
Get the Singlemug. Usually confused with single-parent, which you arent, if you gettin that support money are are raising the kid(s) with the other parent.
You arent a single-mother, youre a single-person ya pleeb.
"Not a single mother, you're a single mom, trick"
"Not a single mother, you're a single mom, trick"
by JesusDevil February 10, 2019
Get the Single-Personmug. National Single Guys that Play Fortnite day is a day celebrated for those who play Fortnite for a living and are single.
This holiday is celebrated every leap year on February 29th.
This holiday is celebrated every leap year on February 29th.
by theduckus February 17, 2024
Get the National Single Guys that Play Fortnite Daymug. by Fiona_d December 30, 2018
Get the single dogmug.