Almond cookie simp

best people in the world! people that simp for a cookie run kingdom character known as "almond cookie"!!!

"im an almond cookie simp!"

"cool! me too!"

by muffinq October 11, 2021

Simpage

The word simpage refers to a Simps main girl that he Simps for

Marco says that his simpage bus funny but we all know that’s not true because no woman has ever been funny and all they do is wash dishes and make me sandwiches

by Gaypackerfan42069 April 22, 2020

Simp

A boy who searches for a certain female’s validation by giving her too much attention and love; in order to get puss. Commonly associated with the name Xavier.

Xavier: Sorry boys, I have to go drop off some White Claws at Chloe’s.
Boys: Bro stop being a Simp! You guys broke up a while ago.

by BoomBapBing June 18, 2020

Simp

One who seeks favor with an audience for no more than superficial reasons. Commonly associated with the male/Female relationship. A man who panders to women worse than Hilary Clinton did to black ppl in 2016.

“Dude you could just payed a hooker. Why do all those nice guy things? You’re a total simp.”

by Millaveli June 30, 2020

Simp

Pokimaine fans

Person wan: Hey do you watch Pokimaine?
Person twoer: Ew, you're a simp.

by h7 boi August 10, 2020

simp skinny

the act of becoming skinny as a result of simping.

Yo, I heard my mans broke up with his girl. Yea, big fella ain't been eatin, he simp skinny.

Damnnnn, he simp skinny!

by wrirson May 12, 2020

Simp Lord

one who simply puts in too much effort for a girl they will never end up with

Will is quite literally the Simp Lord of the century.

by nikkamaster October 5, 2020