Shrek

The most beautiful being known to man. He is a hot-ass Ogre

I have a crush on Shrek the beautiful Ogre

by LordPugmobile September 23, 2020

Shrek

Shrek is bald and ugly and has no hoes. Also he stinks

Robert: I fucking hate Shrek
Bea: I hate bald people

by Shrekhater June 7, 2022

Shrek

God and donky is jesus

Bob: why is donky Jesus and not one of shrek's kids

Billy: we dont talk about that

by Shrek is god October 30, 2019

Anti-shrek

A deep dislike or hatred for shrek and everything associated with the green ogre and his 4 films, but a supporter of farquaad and Prince Charming from the films.

Person1 : "man shrek is love shrek is life "
Person2 : "shut up about shrek, he's not that good bro "
Person1 : " omg don't be so Anti-shrek"

by AshleeYJOHNNNO471_twitter July 18, 2016

Shrek

The hottest man alive

Person : hey guess who my crush is
Other person: obviously shrek cause he the sexiest man to exist

by Stuckinthesink January 27, 2021

Shrek

SHREK is a sexy beast prove me wrong

Person1:What are you watching?
Person2:SHREK
Person1:Cool. I love shrek
Person2:Not as much as me though, I think about him every night

by Idk_I'm_Bored May 23, 2020

shrek strudel

Shrek strudel refers to the bulbus green rod that hangs betwixt any oger's hairy ass legs. At the base is normally a throbbing wad that smells of onions and under cheese.

I was playing lord of the rings when an oger appeared and crushed me with it's shrek strudel.

by D Rail August 14, 2014