When you quickly, and violently, eat out someone's asshole. Particularly after they've ingested a lot of protein.
by mcflykitty August 8, 2018
Get the Shotgun my assmug. saying something stupid because you have no knowledge about the subject that your speaking on. AND/OR, Saying something stupid purely based on emotion, not based on reality or fact.
I usually love reading the avtimes.com comments section. Everyone’s popping off like five dollar shotguns and making themselves look dumb. Everyone except for “Some Guy”... That dude is cool.
by XXNeanersXX September 22, 2018
Get the Five Dollar Shotgunmug. The shotgun from the third game in the doom series well known for its very low range and inaccuracy which makes it frustrating to use in combat.
by blockgaming06 April 25, 2021
Get the doom 3 shotgunmug. While engaging in anal intercourse with your partner, have a third party insert a bicycle pump into your partner’s anal cavity, being careful to ensure an air-tight environment. It is imperative that the partner’s anal sphincter is contracted throughout this entire process. Proceed to have that third party pump partner’s anal cavity full of air while continuing intercourse. Upon reaching completion, cease pumping air into the cavity, quickly remove penis and replace with an adequately sized rubber plug. Proceed to aim partner’s anus at a blank monochromatic canvas, preferably black. Have the partner contract their abdomen rapidly while swiftly removing the plug, and enjoy results as pounds of undiscovered semen, fecal matter, and various other bodily fluids spray out like a shotgun accompanied by a whoopie cushion-like sound.
Partner: I have a colonoscopy tomorrow, and I need to cleanse my anal cavity. I am going to buy a large and expensive enema.
Guy 1: Why would you do that when we can just shotgun whoopie cushion you?
Partner: Yeah, totally! Let’s do that!
Guy 1: Why would you do that when we can just shotgun whoopie cushion you?
Partner: Yeah, totally! Let’s do that!
by Princeton CockWerk February 22, 2019
Get the Shotgun Whoopie Cushionmug. A term that is coined by the Destiny community. Usually said when someone attempts to kill someone from an outrageous distance with a shotgun, or said player get shoutgunned from a very long distance, well out of the shotgun's normal range cap. Also Africa is a continent.
by MidknightXMBJr October 24, 2018
Get the Shotgunned from Africamug. The sexual act of being penetrated in the ass by your partner's dildo while they are simultaneously giving you a handjob. Resembling the cocking of a shotgun.
by Krusty Krabs June 18, 2012
Get the San Fran Shotgunmug. When a lady is giving head to 2 guys at the same time with both cocks in her mouth. Both guys "co-jizz" in her mouth at the same time (making a "shotgun" effect at the point of explosion). Then both of the men pull out and yell, SHOTGUN BITCH!!
Dude me and my boy totally took this chick home from the bar last night and fucking double barrel shotgun that hoe!! She was coughing up our man juice for at least an hour after.
by Peter Neversoft November 1, 2009
Get the Double Barrel Shotgunmug.