Drive by shitting

A quick number 2 stop while in "transit"...usually at somebody else's place or public washroom. The sole purpose of the quick stop is to handle your "business" and bounce as soon as finished!

Drive by shitting, also drive by two'ing

I'm tired of Stephanie drive by shitting at my spot...damn she lives 5 minutes away from me! wtf!? Next time she stops by, I'll hide the toilet paper...

by S-touch August 28, 2010

Shaking like a shitting dog

(verb)- the act of shaking and shivering as a direct result of "demons" brough on by a massive weekend of drinking and or drugs.

Bru, your brother is not in a good way. When i saw him he was shaking like a shitting dog!

by 6mboyjam August 16, 2018

reality shifting

reality shifting is when mentally ill teenage girls think its possible to move your subconscious from this reality to another using different methods. it became popular on tiktok in 2021 from posts of teenagers claiming they went to hogwarts. what this actually is is lucid dreaming. lucid dreaming is a dream that feels real, and you can control different elements of it. reality shifters refuse to believe that reality shifting is the same thing as lucid dreaming, and their main argument is that reality shifts can last for months. many of these people are simply lying, however the brain can trick you into thinking dreams last months. if a reality shifter ever tells you they can shift for months or years at a time, tell them to learn a new language by tomorrow. this completely shuts down their point as they will not actually be able to learn a language in one dream.

if you have gotten interested in reality shifting and know it's not real but wish it was, do some research on lucid dreaming! it feels completely real and has lots of scientific evidence.

mentally ill teenager: i was reality shifting last night, and it really worked! i shifted to hogwarts last night!
person with an iq above 50: you mean you lucid dreamt last night?
mentally ill teenager: NO!! IT WAS A REAL REALITY!!
person with an iq above 50: okay emily...

by bigfella23432 January 14, 2022

shining your wrists

Self harm, usually with a razor.

I shined my wrists yesterday, sorry
You should stop shining your wrists

by Colkycop August 7, 2019

Shitting Rainbows

The act of bullshitting ones self into a state of delusionary happiness about absolutely nothing, nothing in perticular, or complete nonsence.
Most commonly done during idle afternoons, boring nights when nothing's happening, or as an absurd attempt to find a bright side in a situation from hell.

Patient: So my cat died, my parents are in jail, and my girlfriend is pregnant again, and I'm celibate! What can I do about all this stress?
Shrink: In my professional opinion, all I can really suggest is that you start shitting rainbows.

by 7| Leif March 15, 2009

Shitty Shit Shit Shitinmier the 3rd

Go fuck yourself you dick lickin sonuva bitch whore.

Shitty Shit Shit Shitinmier the 3rd, there, happy ass fags?

by Miva Gina April 5, 2008

Shi ting

Shi Ting; She looks on point all the time. She is a loud girl with substance. She likes to joke around but can be serious at times. She is willing to give up her life for her friends. She can hurl casual insults sometimes but she doesn’t mean it. She is a girl with lots of brains and can give u good advice on friendship or relationship issues. She is innocent and has the most innocent smile you can imagine. She can be emotional,but can be calmed easily. She has a passion for math but hates art, music, and English,Mother tongue,and French.
She is a huge pain to the teacher but can be awfully nice at the same time

I love Shi ting

by Mskshakxbxb March 3, 2019