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Google-Screwed

When a Google search returns false or inaccurate information. Your use of this information is embarrassing or humiliating.
Fred thought he had found some really good dirt on Joe. It turned out that Fred Google-Screwed himself.
by Ace of Kent March 30, 2022
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Keep on screwing

Something an old crackhead called Cathy will say to you after almost being ran over by some lip in a car near to a care home in central Birmingham (may also happen outside a nursery with a name that kind of rhymes with tittle nipple, but this is rare). The phrase will be spoken when the crackface opens their legs outside an old dirty phone box, and tries to smooth talk you. Usually followed by a loud cackle. This strange sound is the crackholes mating call. If the crackbum says this phrase to you, run away to the nearest off license and buy some fruit gums.
Charlie Help! There is a crackhead walking towards me!

Kaid Hopefully some lip will run her over and save us!

Cathy Keep on screwing!

Both Aaahhh! Kill her!

Cathy You lips! KEEP ON SCREWING!

Both Disembowl her dead corpse!
by WonkyMirandaLikesTheBingo January 29, 2020
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wingnut and screw loose

The bat and mosquito character in TMNT

Birthplace: Belfry, Transylvania
Height: 5' 5" (hanging by his talons)
Weight: 160 lbs. (with Screwloose on his back)
Favorite Sound: Blood curdling

Description
Wingnut, the clutzy, caped vampire bat, quietly hung out on his home planet Huanu. That is, until Krang destroyed it. Saved and sucked into a vortex before his planet exploded, Wingnut ended up on Earth, along with Screwloose, a levelheaded Huanu mosquito.

Furious and frantic that Krang blew up his planet, the crazed Wingnut's out to get even with Krang - or anyone else associated with the burbling brain. That makes him a perfect ally with the Turtle teens.

Despite Wingnut's bloodshot eyes, defective radar, stunted wings and oversensitive ears, he's determined to be a sewer-superhero. Even with constant training from our green teens, Wingnut's more likely to bump into a building than bust a baddie. Armed with mechanical turbo wings invented by Donatello, Wingnut flutters and putters to put the bite on the Foot Clan.
Josh:I got the wingnut and screw loose figure
Bob:same
by BiggeCheese105 June 28, 2023
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Screw

1. In trouble
2. Sex
Oh my god, I'm out past curfew! I'm so screwed when I get home!

Me and my girlfriend screwed last week.
by Very cool band kid named Jimmy November 3, 2020
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Screw-ons

After-market body parts. Fake boobs, titties, breasts. The faker the better. Bought them right off the rack at the store. Easy install: No cutting or welding required. JUST BOLT 'EM RIGHT ON!
Hey dude. Screw-ons 12 o'clock.
Yeah man. She must have picked those up in the Oversize Parts dept at Boobs "R" Us.
by Dino Dan May 4, 2022
mugGet the Screw-onsmug.

screwing it down

To speed, to drive to excess, to exceed the speed limit. Screwing the gas pedal to the floor.
Screwing it down a bit, weren't you boys?
by GliveCo February 23, 2019
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Pocket screws

A phrase for when something is so brain-dead simple you could do it blindfolded, upside down, and running on two brain cells.
Fucking that slut was pocket screws brochacho
by Fuckassdefinitions September 18, 2025
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