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rusty meatball

Rusty meatballs is the result of inserting your testicles into ones ass and pulling them out covered in shit.
Chad :I was dipping my balls into my girls ass the other night, i pulled them out and they were covered in shit.

Josef: aww man, sounds like you wound up with some rusty meatballs.
by asdfg123456789888 September 9, 2022
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Rusty arbuckle

Getting your nuts sucked while shitting on the person's chest
That girl sure knows how to give use a rusty arbuckle!
by S LeVade April 28, 2023
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The Rusty Turnpike

Infamous gay bar, designed specifically for retirement parties which always end badly.
I heard Greg's retirement party is going to be at the Rusty Turnpike, that's a shame, looks like he won't get to enjoy retirement.
by Aye Matey November 19, 2019
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Fake Rusty

Rusty Griswold portrayed by that little punk bitch Johnny Galecki from the terrible third installment of the National Lampoon Vacation film series
Christmas Vacation has a Fake Rusty.
He's somehow younger than Audrey.
They really screwed the pooch here.
by Deece Naughts's uncle April 26, 2023
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clang of the rusty bell

Personal or situational negative quality in which something or someone gives off the feeling of falsehood.
"Even from first glance, the politician had the clang of the rusty bell about him."

"So - my new boyfriend - do you like him?"
"Errr...how can I say this without hurting your feelings? No."
"What!? Why not?"
"I dunno... he's just... there's the clang of the rusty bell about him."
"...Oh."

"Even as the clang of the rusty bell reverberated in his ears, Arnold managed to convince the policeman that he had been nowhere near the scene of the incident at the time."
by skairkroh October 16, 2011
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kill me with a rusty spoon

when something frustrating or annoying is happening u will say something like "KILL ME WITH A RUSTY SPOON!"
LILLY: omg guuurrrrrllll like im such a basic white betch!!!
ME: KILL ME WITH A RUSTY SPOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Droppin’ a Rusty

When you blow a hemorrhoid during a massive, rough shit leaving a reddish, rusty colored stool. Very common at rest areas and truck stops from the long haulers stopping in to grunt it out.
I was droppin’ a rusty at the rest stop today before I got back on the road.

Someone was in there droppin’ a rusty. It sounded painful. All I heard was straining and the words “Damn Roid” then a very wet splash.
by Eaton Holgoode May 31, 2018
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