rule 34

If it exists or can be imagined, there's a porn of it.

guy1: Have you seen that tentacle porn with Dora the Explorer!
guy2: Yep, still not as bad as Gwen Tennyson blowing an alien while getting fucked by her cousin, mother, and grandpa at the same time!
guy1: Daaaaaammm! rule 34 strikes again!
guy2: Thank god there's no "Chuck Norris fucking Optimus Prime" shit out there.
guy1: You just imagined it, now there is.
guy2: Damn you rule34, damn you!

by hentai-holic June 12, 2011

Rule 1

Do not talk about /b/.

Guy- Hey guys wanna know about /b/?
*gets kicked in the nuts*
Other guy- You just broke Rule 1.

Girl- Wanna know about /b/?
*gets punched in the tits*
Some other person- You just broke Rule 1.

by mboone April 13, 2010

rule 99.5

the rule that establishes that cheerleader's cheering stories always end badly..... for them

Charlie: "Becky's story is totally compliant to rule 99.5"
Harold: "I know, she's gonna hate when she sees "SLUT" on her Facebook wall

by milk king October 8, 2010

Rule 33

The rule before rule 34

What rule is before rule 34 i forgot. Oh its rule 33

by Sussy-amongballs69 April 21, 2022

rule -2

Other definitions of rules dont count if it is not the first rule defined on the urban dictionary.

Girl: I found a funny definition for rule 34!
Boy: what page is it on?
Girl: the very last page!
Boy: rule -2

by Sonicwave.exe May 11, 2021

2% rule

The 2% rule is a reference measurement noting the relative amount smarter you need to be (or think) to be able to pull off a particular task.

Frequently used as a gentle insult or to point out someone's apparent stupidity, usually in direct reference to a task said person is presently trying to accomplish. Typically but not limited to involving the use or inability to use a piece of technology.

Person 1: I can't get my phone to upload this picture I just took of myself to Myspace.

Person 2: 2% rule.

or

Drunk guy 1 (after having a few more drinks): That dude doesn't look so tough anymore. I'm gonna kick his a$$ now.

Less drunk guy 2: That last shot dropped you down to 1%.

Drunk guy 1 (slurring): Wait, whut?

by deadw8 May 30, 2010

Money Rule

Simply put the "money rule" means the person with the money makes the rules. Often used in contract negotiations.

If your concerned about default we can add his mother as a co-signer on the loan. We will make it a money rule in the contract.

by Anthony F July 24, 2007