Shawn Michael Roberts

Shawn Michael Roberts is a Douche .... nuff said

Shawn Michael Roberts...... nah hes just a Douche

by krispy_NEC October 4, 2018

Rob (short for Robert)

Incredibly gullible, but great guy. Guys’ guy. Will give you the shirt off his back. No one works harder, always on “that grind.” Easily falls in love with girl he meets in Puerto Rico. Girls are typically pathological liars - claiming everything from being Swedish royalty to having dated Matthew McConaughey. At least one divorce under his belt. Sometimes known as the Swedish prince.

Oh my god, did he really co-sign a home with that random girl last night?!
Yeah, classic Rob (short for Robert) move!

by King of Sweden November 24, 2021

Pull a Chris Roberts

To promise something and fulfill it a long time after it was promised.

Hey mate, i've heard that John just pull a Chris Roberts.

by DerBauer December 25, 2022

Hanging Dr. Roberts

A very, very drunk man.

Watch out, this bloke is Hanging Dr. Roberts and here comes his mate Mickey Mauled.

by Jimmybay May 31, 2003

Robert

(n) a rare kind of clown porn available only in Gaelic. now illegal in 129 countries (including Russia), it is the most dangerous porn to shoot on account of Interpol constantly cracking down on the underground rings.

"Oh my God, did you hear about that Robert bust the other night?"
"Yeah man, that was some fucked-up shit."

by Amelia K-S November 29, 2007

hot robert

Bottle water is better for you...

Drink H20, it's better for u..
U'll live longer........

by ur friend always January 9, 2005

Robert

A person full of bullshit! Thinks he's the biggest badass of the school. Gets caught masturbating in the library. He's the kind of person that wears camo pants he bought from a thrift shop 5 days out of the week, and sunglasses on top of his head all through the school. They are relatively step children that are red-headed and are beaten

"Did you hear that Robert was caught chokin his chicken in the library"!?!

by HornyHorton123abc May 5, 2015