old man river

An insult for an elderly male.

"Shut up Old Man River, before I come over there and break your hip!"

by KWB March 14, 2005

Briggsy's River Cottage

The infamous summer residence in Hampshire owned by Sir Briggsy, where all year round a constant flow of artists and socialites, mainly men, gather and then disperse as soon as they come.

The 'cottage' takes its name from Sir Briggsy's hardcore cottaging sessions back in the late 60s and early 70s, which at the time received vast media coverage due to the amount of celebrities thought to be indulging in what was a new culture intriguing the closet gays of the time. Although the site is not actually near a river, it is said to have taken its name from either the copius chain of semen released throughout the buildings and outhouses or from the amount of men which pass through the site, to which locals and other observers have described as 'a river of men'.

So did you come out at Briggsy's River Cottage? Yes, he was very gentle and helped me through the whole process, I couldn't have asked anything more from the small rabid dwarf like creature. I didn't even feel a thing.

by Floating Spleen September 16, 2008

mud river motorboat

The act of motorboating the anus.

Chuck's mouth smelled like poop after giving a girl the mud river motorboat

by bukkaksi April 4, 2009

Wang-Hee River

Another way of saying 'Huang He River.' River loacted in China. Wang-Hee pronounced because of the hilarious name. River also called the 'Yellow River.'

Ms. Hee: The Huang He River was an important part of China.
Trevor: AHAHAHHAH
Brandon: HAHHAHAH
Trevor: WANG-HEE RIVER!

by Mike Davis III October 23, 2005

Tweed River Rubber

Using a placenta as a condom

Person 1: Do you have protection?
Person 2: You just gave birth right?
Person 1: Yeah, why?
Person 2: Lets do a tweed river rubber

by gloplord August 9, 2023

Porterdalian River Rat

White trash that reside in Porterdale, Georgia.

Have you heard that Stacy’s a meth head? Yeah, you can’t expect much from a Porterdalian River Rat.

by ugongetacoke October 17, 2019

mississippi river poop

when your poop comes out and makes the toilet bowl water look like muddy mississippi water. Solid or liquid just as long as you cant see the bottom of the toilet bowl. poop mississippi river

dude come check this out "oh man looks like u got that mississippi river poop" bet ya if we throw a line in there well probably pull up a large mouth bass.

by texastornados June 4, 2011