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REZ RIDE

ANY CAR OFF A RESERVATION FROM THE HOOD OR MEXICAN MOBILE IS A REZ RIDE IT HAS A CRACKED WINSHIELD MULTI COLORD PAINT DIFFERENT SIZE TIRES MAY HAVE ONE OR MORE DOUGHNUT TIRES ON IT A MAJOR OIL LEAK NO EXHAUST OR COULD BE A CAR WITH THOSE HUGE GAY TIRES ON IT WITH FAGGY SPINNERS EVEN A CAR WITH A HOMO FIN AND A TRASH CAN MUFFLER MAKING IT SOUND LIKE A LAWNMOWER ALL THE KIDS DO THIS THESE DAYS ALL WEAK SHOW NO GO ANYWAYS THATS A REZ RIDE ANY CAR WITH GHETTO DRUGGIE WHITE TRASH MENTALITY WRITTEN ALL OVER IT
DID YOU JUST SEE THAT NEON WITH THAT STUPID FIN AND WEAK RIMS SOUNDED LIKE A FKN BROKEN BLENDER WHEN IT WENT BYE WHAT A GAY REZ RIDE
by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 26, 2011
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Midnight Rider

Someone who hides in the shadows in what is an ultimately futile attempt to avoid having their shame, insecurities, and fears (inner “demons”) brought into the light of awareness, where they cannot be sustained.
Hey Bob, could you be a sport and go tell that Midnight Rider that, sooner or later, God will cut him down? He sure has been running on for a long time!
by Herb And Pictionary June 9, 2018
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low rider

a car with lowered suspention ususaly used on cars with hydraulics. very popular with Chollos
Chollo #1: Hey ese, you farted in my low rider

Chollo #2: Yeah, but now it's ganster for life homes

Chollo #3: Chinca tu madre, ella es una puta!

Chollo #4: What smells homes?!
by DEATH5089 November 21, 2006
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Night rider

A non existent motorcycle gang that was made up by the original "nightrider" himself. People are often referred to as nightriders if they are extremely unintelligent or do something very stupid.
Damn it Copeland, I can't believe you just fucked that horse you nightrider.

Did you just suck that dogs dick? That's some night rider shit!

You're such a fucking nightrider Jacob
by Carl the cunt grabber July 19, 2019
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Ride my bike

"You want me to do what? Ride my bike!"
by Evildix October 28, 2004
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Dick Rider

All of these definitions are wrong, or half there.

A dick rider is a person who is usually and overzealous mindless fan of anyone(be it a rapper, singer, athlete, music genre, band, or any given thing). A dick rider see's no flaw in whatever they are dick riding at the time, and if you happen to offer an opinion or simply not like whatever a dick rider likes, the dick rider will consider your a "hater" for offering your opinion.

Most of the times dick riders are female fans of a band, rapper, or singer who constantly praises the graces of a music artist they never met, or are going to touch in that star's fame . Male dick riders are usually men who want to be or picks up the "swag" and attitude of their favorite artist, and they'll swear that's how they are(this is usually a phenomenon in the hip-hop culture)
Steve -"Jamal knows all the words to every Lil Wayne song, owns all his albums, and even models his personality after him, and he get's upset when you say Lil Wayne isn't the greatest"

David - "Jamal is such a Dick Rider
by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI February 23, 2010
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ride the horsey

A sexual act where the women is on top and rides the horsey (aka stud).
The man says "I have been on top for 15 minutes. If I lay on my back will you crawl on top and ride the horsey?"
by SAgent October 16, 2005
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