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riding the moped

Hooking up with a fat, ugly or otherwise embarrassing person.

Doing anything that is outright lame and pathetic and would be humiliating if your friends saw you doing it.
You were the wingman last night so tonight I'll be riding the moped.
by Mike's Bar Guide January 10, 2008
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reading the mail

eavesdropping on a conversation; sandbagging (ham radio lingo)
A ham radio operator tunes her radio to a frequency frequented by other hams, usually people she knows. She can listen in on their QSO without them knowing it.

"So I was *ahem* reading the mail this morning on 2 meters..."
by rubberbiscuit August 11, 2009
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Riding the Cloth

Having to ride in Coach class when you are normally able to ride in First (with the comfortable leather seating and spacious leg room).
Dude - I couldn't get upgraded to First on my flight today and was stuck riding the cloth with everyone else. The guy in front of me threw his seat all the way back and crushed my legs.
by FreddyB October 5, 2009
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Reading Wankers

Your rich friends who go to Reading Festival (or any for that matter) 'for the lash' or 'for a laugh', regardless of who's playing.

These people usually boast a music taste consisting of the charts and have never heard of anyone before the 1990s
Guy 1: "Have you heard The Libertines are playing this year?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, shame all of the Reading Wankers have bought the tickets!"
by pwbcallday June 7, 2010
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riding the harley

When you are stroking two cocks off into your mouth
That guys is riding the Harley like a beast
by Lickadickaday December 7, 2017
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free reading

1) What that fat lying rastafarian biotch Miss Cleo used to promise on her scam-based commercials, when the call was really $4.99/min.
2) The bottom-barrel bargain bin at the swap meet/bookstore.
1) How ya doin', me babies? *takes a doobie puff* call me now for ya free readin.
2) Customer: "Where can I find a copy of the December 1957 edition of 'Reader's Digest'?"
Store clerk, not giving a damn: "Try the free reading shelf, jackass."
by sexie chocolate November 13, 2004
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Rough Riding

When you are unable to/don't want to wipe after taking a dump and have to go through the day like that
Trent: dude I was rough riding so hard during my date last night!

Chad: ill! Did she notice?

Trent: Nah, I'm much too experienced in rough riding to get caught like that!
by BaiLong June 15, 2014
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