redneck g

A Redneck G is a Southern hybrid of a half Country Boy, and half White Urban/Suburban Gangster. Most of these have become more comfortable dressing in baggy Hip Hop style clothes, however their ethics and values default to that of a good Country upbringing.

There are some things you can fade in Texas, but you can't fade a Redneck G you shitstick!!!

by WharfG December 8, 2015

redneck friday

When you take lunch break and never return to work

Today is redneck Friday, I'm taking lunch and not's comin back.

by red neck friday January 23, 2015

redneck thunder

(noun) When you think you hear thunder but you see no lightning and realize that it was just the engine of a large jacked-up truck. This happens commonly in the south.

(hears crackling sound) "Whoa!" "We should get out of the pool man, it must be storming. "

"Nah man, it's just redneck thunder, a bunch of people are headed to the mud bog. "

"Ah ok, we're fine then."

by guyinredshirt June 27, 2014

Redneck 401k

"Investments" which are really purchases of toys or other contemporary collectibles hoping their asking price will be worth much more via eBay, Mercari, etc.

My friend bought three LEGO® sets of the "scale" version of the Millennium Falcon ($800 each) for his Redneck 401k. Why? Because he thinks he can sell them for at least $2000 each in a few years.

by Maggi Picayune February 18, 2021

redneck layaway

The act of storing or hiding an item at a store that you can’t afford at the moment so that you can come back and purchase them later.

Person 1: “That things pretty expensive. You sure you want to buy it right now?”

Person 2: “Nah, I’ll just do a redneck layaway.”

by AndyJaeven May 28, 2018

redneck skank

A redneck that fucks everything that they see. Probably has every possible hiv put there.

You're a redneck skank

by RedneckSkank April 26, 2017

Redneck Salty

The act of being so angry that you lose all self control and ability to make rash decisions, especially while driving.

Person 1: Man, that guy got so mad when he got stuck behind us going the speed limit!

Person 2: He was straight salty!

Person 3: He was Redneck Salty!

by breepauljohn August 12, 2013